Steve Harvey tried to Bang Bernie Mac’s Girl!

Uncle Tom ..Steve Harvey

Uncle Tom ..Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey is low. We here at Watch Urmouth.com have suspected that for a long while. There is something about the way he shucks and jives on the radio that simply screams asshole. We never trust anybody so incredibly insecure that they have to wear a hair piece.

It’s no industry secret that Steve Harvey has always felt a severe jealousy toward the late great Bernie Mac. Steve Harvey was jealous of his success on Def Comedy Jams. Steve Harvey was jealous over the fact that critics and the people unanimously agree that Bernie whipped his ass on the King of Comedy movie.  However, we thought that  Steve Harvey was most  jealous of Bernie Mac’s obviouse big screen success. To the point, that Steve Harvey even had the balls to go to the producer’s of Ocean 11 and tried to persuade them to cast him in the movie instead of Bernie Mac. ( Yup, he is a real hunk of maggot snot). So when he showed up to Bernie Mac’s funeral acting all sad and mourning, I threw up in my mouth a little. ( As did most of us who know da info in the industry). What we just found out here at WatchUrmouth.com was Steve Harvey took his jealousy of Bernie Mac to a point that in our humble opinion borders on pathologic.

Steve "Uncle Tom" Harvey sans hair piece & covered in baby oil

Steve "Uncle Tom" Harvey sans hair piece & covered in baby oil

Steve Harvey heard a rumor that Bernie Mac was putting his little Mac in Kellita Smith, his television show’s wife  in real life on the low. So Steve started showering Kelitta with gifts and all of these seriously innapropiate e-mails and phone messages. It all came to a head when Steve invited himself to a show’s cast party, got drunk, and told everyone that “Oh, I’m going to f*ck Litta(that’s what they all call her) a whole lot better than Bernie’s been doing it”. Kellita threw her drink and lunged at Steve with a butter knife from the buffet table and then ran out crying. Kellita was not having an affair with the comic genious and Bernie Mac was furious that a rumor like that even got started. When Bernie Mac turned on Steve and began tearing him apart about his fake hair piece, Steve kept denying it and Kellita came out of nowhere and ripped it off of his head! That’s the real reason why Steve had to remove the hairpiece because now the whole world knew.

How could he try to bang Kellita Smith ???

Kellita Smith..topless

Kellita Smith..topless

Ummmmmm….nevermind

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