Michael Jackson Not Biological Father Of First 2 Kids!
Published On Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Michael Jackson's life is clearly more complicated or sicker then we all thought. Usmagazine.com reported that Debbie Rowe was used as a surrogate (who the biological ... Read More
Rihanna Looking So Frickin Hot!
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
We aren't saying that she is being a fashion icon..... we aARE saying that with or without pants she is can have us wagging our ... Read More
Vanessa Minnillo Single And Loving It!
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
Dating since 2006, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo finally went they're seperate ways. Don't feel bad for Minnillo, she was recently seen making out on ... Read More
Grandmother Fights Biological Mom For Kids!
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
Katherine Jackson has just been awarded temporary custody of her grandkids. Don't know about you, but she didn't do that good of a job on ... Read More
Kendra and Hank Baskett Tie The Knot
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
On Saturday, the Playboy bunny and her football player got hitched at, where else, the Playboy Mansion. Isnt that a little wierd, getting married at ... Read More
Bernard Madoff: Years In Prison For Swindling Money: 150 Yrs, Ruining Peoples Lives Forever: Priceless
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
Bernard Madoff, who has swindled over $13 billion dollars from his clients ( from common people to celebrities) has gotten 150 years in prison. We, ... Read More
2009 World’s Ugliest Dog Winner
Published On Monday, June 29th 2009
These are faces that only one person can love. A blind person that is. The winner is a boxer-mix and named Pabst. Ugly face...ugly name. ... Read More
The Sick Dick Cheney’s Heart is Monitored by CardioNet
Published On Sunday, June 28th 2009
Why couldn't it be Michael Jackson's Cardiologist?
Michael Jackson's Cardiologist clearly gave his anorexic ass a lethal dose of Demerol. We're not wishing anything bad to ... Read More
Top 10 Sickest Michael Jackson is dead jokes
Published On Sunday, June 28th 2009
We know that we're going to hell for these...but:
Number 10:
Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Elton John recorded a song together?
It’s being called “Don’t ... Read More
Homeless Beat Boxer Sues Convict Records and T-pain For Stealing His Swagger!!!
Published On Friday, June 26th 2009
We here at Watchurmouth.com feel as if this beat boxing superstar ( Red ) is entitled to every last penny he's suing for. Clearly the ... Read More












