Why couldn’t it be Michael Jackson’s Cardiologist?

Dick Cheney's Heart is monitored by Satelite via a company called CardioNet

Michael Jackson’s Cardiologist clearly gave his anorexic ass a lethal dose of Demerol. We’re not wishing anything bad to happen to our beloved national murderer Vice-President Sick Dick Cheney. We’re just saying if it had to be someone why Mike?

We’re not mad at him for forcing us to go to a pointless war and killing thousands and thousands of lives

Were not mad at him for all of the tortures.

We’re not even mad at him for shooting down our own plane full of passengers on 911

But Lesbian intolerance? He has that total butch ass daughter and YOU hate lesbians?

Lesbians !!!! The most beautiful creatures walking the earth!

Yup, let Michael Jackson’s cardiologist treat Dick Cheney from now on instead of CardioNet.

We’re just saying…..