We know that we’re going to hell for these…but:

Number 10:

Michael Jackson Candid

Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Elton John recorded a song together?

It’s being called “Don’t let your SON go down on me”!

Number 9.

What is the bright side of Michael Jackson’s death?

A: It will be the first time in 15 years that he’ll be able to SMELL

Number 8:

• Michael Jackson has decided to get the last laugh on us. He left it in his Will that he wants to be melted into plastic cups.So kids can still get there lips around him

Number 7:

The LA police just reported that they found out the real reason for his death

• A: He died from eating 10 year old nuts!

Number 6:

• as mike jackson is 95% plastic he didn’t want a burial or to be burnt instead he wanted to be made into Legos to give the kids a chance to play with him for a change lol

Number 5:

O'k this picture screams Homo-erotic all over it

On his way to hospital michael managed to give one last wish, …”Please melt me into a play station so kids can still turn me on! “

Number 4:

• when farrah died she asked one wish of heaven. “i want all the children to be safe”. So they killed Michael Jackson!

Number 3:

MIke and kids

• What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks.

Number 2:

Rare Candid home pic of Michael Jackson

Hooray !! Micheal jackson’s not dead !

• He was found having a stroke in the childrens ward!!

Number 1:

Michaele Jackson with h is animals and the three million dollar chimp

• Michael Jackson has decided to donate his remains to science. He has left his entire naked body to the Childrens “Please Touch “ Museum !!