Over this weekend, Tila Tequila was taken to the hospital after being assaulted by San Diego Chargers lineman, Shawne Merriman (allegedly, of course!). The police received a phone call early Sunday about a woman who was choked and restrained by a male (thought she liked it rough?). When they arrived Tila signed a citizen’s arrest right there and was taken to the hospital. Merriman was then arrested for battery and false imprisonment. Merriman claims that Tila was drunk, (which she denies saying that she is allergic to alcohol, but we could have sworn we have seen her drink on her show, but hey there could have been water in that cup!), and was trying to make arrangements to get her out of the house. See what happens when you act crazy… you get crazy! And her world keeps on turning (daddy must be so proud!).