Paris Hilton’s Dog Tinkerbell has a bounty on it’s head

Paris Hilton Topless with Tinkerbell licking her feet

Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell, has been named in a celebrity dog kidnapping ring plot. The crime syndicate claims that they expect to fetch about an easy $500,000 for her prized pooch. Celebrity Dog nappings have been on a steady rise at an alarming rate. When Paris was asked about her dog being the target of a kidnapping ring she simply smiled and stated ” We have increased Tinkerbell’s security to be greater than that of the President of the United States.  I am more than confident that nothing is going to happen to my baby”. Paris Hilton’s Dog tinkerbell has been insured for almost $1 million by Lloyds of London. The kidnappers are more than aware that the insurance behemoth would much rather pay the ransom demand than pay Paris on her claim.

Paris Hilton and her beloved dog Tinkerbell

Editors Note: Ummmmmm, while I do find her to be incredibly sexxxalicious. I find this entire story to be digusting. $500,000 for a Fillipino delicacy? It’s a damn dog people! It’s too small to protect you and too big to kill with a newspaper. It’s barely a dog! I wish this chick would just go back to making porn, flashing her gash, and insulting black people with her racist wit. For some reason, she had more substance back then. Now, she’s been relegated to releasing some damn dog stories. Although, I am just a little bit jealous of the dog being allowed to suck on her toes all of the time….LOL, I’m just saying?