Oh what the hell? Call us crazy but this rumor is so scorching hot that we hope it’s true. We have been picking and poking around trying to figure out what really happened between Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey. We mean, one second they were in lust..two seconds later and Vanessa Minnilo wanted to go crumb snatcher for crumb snatcher with BradJolina and then? Six months and sixty thousand blank shooting pelvic thrusts later…Vanessa Minnillo dumps Nick Kowe knee ass. Every gossip site in the world was wondering…who? What? When? Where? Why????

Well, leave it up to our hardcore spies and writers to get to the bottom of this one and boy do we have a Doozy for you! It’s going to be coming out real soon that Vanessa Minnillo didn’t break up with Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey dumped Vanesssa Minnillo! Do you want to know why? Nick Lachey caught Vanessa Minnillo having an affair. Oh, and it is about to get juicier…Vanessa Minnillo had a sleazy, grimy, filthy, earth shatteringly and pervertedly hottt affair with…..wait for it…..wait for it….. Lady Gaga!!

Nick Lachey got wind of the affair and dumped her ass!!  (O’k, if that doesn’t at least qualify him as being at least harboring some homosexual tendacies, we don’t know what does.)  While we think that was a perfectly valid moral choice. We disagree with dumping her career wise. I mean, if the world knew that he was pulling Menagre’ Trois’s every night with Vanessa Minnillo and Lady Gaga? His career would shoot up faster than Courtney Love and Robert Downey Jr. in a Bolivian heroin processing plant.  But nah, Nick Lachey would rather embrace his morals and homosexuality at the expense of his carereer.  Look at this girl Vanessa Minnillo…look at her…and weep for the hot steaming three-ways with Lady Gaga and her that we are never going to have. Worse yet? Let’s all weep for that dick Nick Lachey who could have did those three-ways with Lady Gaga and Vanessa Minnillo for all of us. Nich Lachey…you selfish bastard!!