Hilary Duff is caught on film orally pleasuring her Fiance moments after he proposed!

Disney’s 500 million dollar child star Hilary Duff got engaged yesterday. My…My….My..My…how fast they grow up. It seems just like yesterday when we saw her looking like cute little Lizzy McGuire looking like this:

Cute little Hilary Duff playing the precocious Lizzie McGuire

To a grown ass woman looking like this:

Disney's Hillary Duff shooting her Maxim layout.

Yup…it’s really nice to see how Hollywood has finally got one right. After all, her evil nemesis Lindsay “Da Coke Whore” Lohan turned out to be an alcoholic, anorexic, lesbian coke whore. (Who we here at WatchURmouth.com do love with all of our heart.) However, you must admit, that Hilary Duff came out quite a good little girl. No run in with the law. She’s not in rehab…hasn’t been impregnated by Little Wayne, wasn’t caught tongueing down Brittany Spears in a cheap motel parking lot. Yeah, Hilary Duff was the one girl that Hollywood did get right. In fact? Thanks to some over zealous Paparrazi and Necole Bitchie..we’re going to show you how much Hollywood did not corrupt this chick.  So, we here at WatchURmouth.com welcome you to the extremely rare and 100% real candid insight into the first few moments of Hilary Duff’s marriage proposal by her now fiance NHL player Mike Comrie.

These are the three things you do when you get a million dollar engagement ring.

#1

Look at all of that radiant beauty on her face. She is soooo surprised and overjoyed at what her Prince Charming NHL player Mike Comrie surprises her with. It’s a million dollar 5 karat ring diamond! BLING MOTHERF*CKING BLING BITCHES!!!  She is so shocked…happy..and overjoyed! YES…YES…A Thousand times YES !! She will marry him!!

Hilary Duff's marriage proposal. She is so overjoyed and HAPPY !!

#2

The second thing you have to do is call all of your friends and rub it into their single whore ass faces. You call your sister who is dating the manager at Burger King first. Second, you call Lindsay Lohan who can’t legally get married to her anorexic butch lesbian lover DJ Samantha Ronson. Because ( if this don’t send her screaming back into Rehab? Nothing will !!) you want to pretend you’re not rubbing it into her face that you’re both hotter than her, not on drugs, and you’re getting married bitch!  You showed her didn’t you Hilary! You showed her that being sweet and innocent always beats out the skanks!

Hilary duff is taking IPhone pictures of her new 1 milion dollar engagement ring and forwarding it to Lindsay Lohan

#3

After years of proving that being sweet and innocent is the true path to happiness? Hilary Duff goes back inside to thank her baby for making an honest woman out of her. Hollywood finally got one right! Congratulations Hollywood! We always knew that you could do it. You have shown that Hollywood armed with Disney studios can produce a nice sweet…normal girl.  So here is America’s sweetheart thanking her new man for the engagement ring and agreeing to make an honest woman out of a sweet innocent girl!

Hilar Duff is giving a blow job!!

HEY !!!!!

HILARY ….STOP THAT !!!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ????

**PLEASE DISREGARD EVERYTHING THAT WE JUST SAID.**