Beyonce needs to love her body now because it will never be the same again after the… that’s right…baby, at least that is what mediatakeout.com is saying. We don’t know how far along she is but we do know that this baby has a 50/50 chance of coming out really, really cute or just damn ugly. As we all know that usually one ugly person plus one pretty person equals cute baby (hopefully… let’s just hope the ugly gene doesn’t run strong).

That isn’t the only big news for the Knowles family… Beyonce’s is a big sister again because daddy is a hoe! DNA results came back saying the Matthew Knowles is the father of a cute baby boy from his play thing Alexsandra Wright. The baby is the result of a 18 month affair… how do you piss a woman off more after you cheated on her?… have a baby with your hoe (dirty dick)!