JOhn Stamos looking sexxxalicious and GAY as the day is long!

I have to give it to the producers of the hit TV show Glee. They are literally a seinfeld comedy skit coming to life. Do you remember that episode of Sienfeld when that looser George Constanza decided to do the exact OPPOSITE of every smart decision he would usually make? His entire life changed for the better. It’s like the producer’s of the show are doing the same exact thing.

It’s almost like these fellas sit around and say to themselves. ” Hey? How in the world can we possibly make the extra sharp cheesiest, dorkiest, and without a doubt the most assinine TV show and plot in the history of broadcast television” and then to top it all off? They decide to take the Kraft Fest to another level by adding another gender bending epitome of TOOLDOME, John Stamos. The ex star of the second biggest CHEESIEST show of all time Full House is now going to take GLEE to legendary status of CHEESY. John “Craftsman” Stamos is back on the air again. Look at this sexxxy freakin dork…

His jeans are so tight he might get a yeast infection! LMAO…

OMG...this dude is SEXXXY...but what a freakin TOOL !!

Yes, I agree the only thing missing off of his nipples is my my tongue…

but he looks so gay? Even if I did lick his chest he looks like he would try to breast feed me!

John Stamos is so damn fine but I know he would wear my panties...I just know it!

The only cool thing he has ever did in his life was marry this sexxxy slut.

Super Star ….SuperModel…Rebecca Romijn!

Rebecca Romijn looking sexxxy and slutty in her see-thru lingerie. I want to do many filthy things to this whore!

By the way…do oyu want to know how he lost this hot piece of ass? This dork decides to go swinging with Howard Stern. Howard freakin Stern! Naturally Howard tells everybody and the mortified sexpot Rebecca Romijn dumps our sexy TOOL John Stamos.

Posted by Erotique

The infamouse Celebrity Gossip Columnist Erotique!