#5 - The Rio Push-Up Twist Bandeau Top with cheeky Hipkini bottoms

Designer:  Victoria Secret

#5 - The Rio Push-Up Twist Bandeau Top with cheeky Hipkini bottoms by Victoria Secret

There is no way, you can deny the sexiness of this bikini. It has everything you need to see on a woman. It puts the breasts up where you can lust after them while showing off those sexy hips.  In 2012, it’s all about the hips!!

It is at the bottom of our list only because while it is sexy? It is also appears to be very cookie cutter.  Not much in the way of creativity or trend setting sex appeal.  This bikini has more function than temptation.

#4 –  Kiss a Girl

Designer:  Beach Bunny Swimwear

#4 - Kiss a Girl by Beach Bunny

This is a very sexy bikini.  What impressed us was the over indulgence of security while still maintaining a very sexy aesthetic.  The circle embellishments are unique and give it a somewhat creative flair. The brazillian cut bottoms are very trendy and 2012.

This is a sexy bikini but it is a little on the conservative side.  The design was nothing new and spectacular but the name of the bikini really appealed to our immature side and the circle embellishments clearly reflects our scorching diagnosis of A.D.D.

# 3 - Pure Passion G String Crochet Bikini

Designer:  My Bikini Brazil

# 3 - Pure Passion G-String Crochet Bikini

Mesmerizing!

These bikinis are hand-made crochet bikinis, crafted in Brazil. These bikinis are so sexy? That it is almost criminal to call them as such.  These bikinis are designed to cover just what is necessary…and barely at that!

The reason why these bikinis are not higher on our list? Is simply because while they are incredibly sexy? They are not incredibly original. Crochet Bikinis are very sexy bikinis and this photograph is a perfect testament to that fact. However, we are all about fashion and how can we talk about fashion and not equate originality?

# 2 - See Thru- Black Lace Brazil Bikini

Designer: Bikiniflirt

# 2 - The See-Thru Black Lace Brazil Bikini

Really?? Do we really have to say it? Do we really have to say why this is without a doubt one of the sexiest bikinis we have ever seen?  This see- thru lace bikini leaves very little to the imagination and thank goodness, because as you can tell…we really do not have much!!  This bikini is just pure sexy…sexy..SEXY!!

The only reason why this bikini is number 2 instead of number 1 on our list is for two reasons only.  While this bikini is sexy as hell…very original….and we love the packaging?  The only thing that some of the women who we allowed to try it on was how much it looked like lingerie and less like a bikini.  Also, when this bikini becomes wet (especially the white ones) they are almost completely see thru on the bottom. So this bikini is almost the complete antithesis of the Victoria Secret bikini. This bikini has the sex appeal, it has the originality, it just doesn’t have any real functionality whatsoever.  You couldn’t even wear this bikini on most public beaches in the United States.

The other reason is simple. The next bikini is actually even sexier than this one!!

THE SEXIEST BIKINI ON EARTH IN 2012

Sexualité

Designer: Savoir De Carnal

Sexualité by Savoir De Carnal - The sexiest bikini on earth in 2012

Faux Rabbit Fur Bikinis!!     

OH….Sweet DAMN!!!

The Sexualité bikini by Savoir De Carnal is without a doubt,  and for the first time, agreed upon by the all of the men and the women to be not only being the sexiest bikini in 2012? We believe this bikini is the sexiest bikini on the planet!!  Bikinis made out of faux rabbit fur and gold chain embellishments.  The texture of the material allows for them to cut these bikinis in shapes and designs that frankly we just never seen before!

We have never seen this much originality in a bikini before!  The hardest decision we had to make was choosing which one of Savoir De Carnal’s bikinis to choose from because they were all sexier than the other top 4 choices. However, the rules are the rules and we could only choose 1 from each designer or boutique.

We have no idea who this designer is or anything about this new boutique however; he scored a whopping 10 in every category!  Clearly we believe that we stumbled upon pure genius and just maybe the breath of fresh air that the fashion world has desperately been searching for.

Editor’s Update:  We now know the designer’s name is Damali and he is from Philadelphia !!