Today Show Host Ann Curry FIRED!!
We love Ann Curry. We love the Today on NBC Show. We love ratings. However, which one of our three loves is dropping faster? That’s right…Ann Curry. NBC executives are dropping Ann Curry faster than a one hand Sushi chef. While personally, we would rather them drop Al Roker for literally anybody on the planet? Hell, if they are that hell bent on keeping a black face on the show, we would prefer Joseph Koni over that bloated bald corn ball with an obvious foot fetish. Excuse us….as we digressed.
As much as we love us some Ann Curry long time, the sad truth is that perhaps it is time for her to go. Make no mistake, we think that the executives at Today on NBC handled this worse than a liquored up and thoroughly “bath salted” Mel Gibson at a Bah Mitzvah with the munchies. However, as fans of the Today on NBC Show, you could see the writing on the wall months ago. So we compiled our top 5 reasons why those bastards at the Today on NBC show have to go on and fire Ann Curry.
Top 5 Reasons Ann Curry fired:
5. She was way too Newsee ….
According to time magazine, Ann Curry took pride in being a newswoman first and foremost. Now, she was able to bring some minute levels of genuine emotional content during disasters or humanitarian segments. However, let’s be real? When it came to their main bread and butter which is the softer Mid-Western sensibilities akin to the wet dreams of “Stepford Wives” kind of bullsh*t, she was horrendous. While we here at WatchURmouth.com love her for that? The Today on NBC Show’s demographics would abhor it.
4. She cannot measure up to past Today on NBC Show hosts …
You know…Charisma isn’t the kind of thing you can be taught or trained to have. It has nothing to do with intelligence, looks, or even personality. Charisma is having the “ IT” factor. Needless to say, Ann Curry just doesn’t have “IT”. In fact, she doesn’t have an ounce of “ IT”. Frankly, she needed to stay behind the news desk because she never had “IT”.
3. Aesthetics – Ann Curry had no sex appeal
Let’s be honest. Anny Curry is hot! However, the way she dressed and her awkward interactions made it impossible to tell. Only because we are total pervs here at WatchUrMouth.com , were we able to tell that she is hot. The facts are that while Meredith Vieira was older than and not as pretty as Ann Curry, she did have a certain sex appeal about her. Meredith Vieira looked like if you ever got her old ass home? Two shots of Tequila, a line or two of coke, and half a dose of Ecstasy, Meredith Vieira would make Bella Donna blush and be a serious contender for MILF Porn Star of the Year award. Ann Curry? Nah…we would be lucky if broke out of the chronic habit of the missionary position. Ann Curry just didn’t project the same sex appeal as Meredith Vieira and neither one of them were a fraction as cute and sexy as Katie Couric. Let’s face it….if when we looked at Ann Curry and in our minds, and we saw this?
If Ann Curry made us see or feel this? She would still have a job!!
2. Ann Curry Racial and Cultural Mix-Mosh
America is racist and the Asian demographic for this TV show is pretty non-existent. While her cultural back ground re- enforces her self-reliance. That self-reliance makes it hard for her to connect with most people on camera and especially the viewers. Plus, like we just said. America is hopelessly racist at its core and if they cannot connect with you emotionally, they damn sure need you to be able to connect with them racially.
- 1. Matt Lauer hates Ann Curry
We love Matt Laurer…but make no mistake about it. He can be a real dick. These two have absolutely no chemistry. There is no sexual tension. There is no competitiveness, there is no love..there is no hate…there is absolutely nothing.
Look at Matt Lauer’s body language. He is clearly leaning away from Ann Curry.
Pay attention to how Matt’s body language is different here. He is clearly leaning more towards Meredith Vieira than leaning away from her, like Matt did Ann Curry.
Matt Lauer makes 25 million a year and poor Ann Curry was slated to make 10 million. That means that Matt Lauer is the star and when you are the star? That means Ann Curry has to create the chemistry with Matt Lauer and not the other way around.
Conclusion: This is today on NBC
We love you sooooo much Ann Curry! But they have got to fire your ass!!!