Top 5 Worst Celebrity Clothing lines
Generally speaking, we absolutely abhor celebrity clothing lines. Typically, they are nothing more than trashy bullshit designed by a 1st year design student from community college who gave a slob job to some Chinese sweat shop owner’s son. They lease the celebrity name and Voila! That vain celebrity is now a “fashion designer”. We decided to name the top 5 worse of the worst!
# 5 Jennifer Lopez ( J-Lo) - SweetFace
From those tacky ass shoes, top the lime green puke, this outfit is the perfect metaphor for her entire fashion line of “Bodega Bullsh*t”. Everything looks so cheap and ill fitted, you would expect to buy it at your fave Bodega on the shelf between the wife beaters and blunts.
#4 Lil Wayne – TrukFit
Look at Lil Wayne! Looking all sweet and cute in his gay ass clothing line. We know his fave drink is Easter Pink Sizzurp and when he isn’t busy sucking on lollipops he prefers sucking on “Baby’s lips”.
However!!! None of that is justification for forcing us real fashionista’s to sit through your disgusting taste in clothing. This fashion ( and we use this word very reluctantly) is just plain idiotic! What skateboarder in his right mind would be caught dead wearing an Easter Pink T-shirt and matching hat. Shitty job there Wayne!!!
# 3 Heidi Montag - HeidiWood
This clothing line is bordering on disgusting bad. At best we could describe this cheap and cheesy line as “Stripper Chic”. None of the clothes have any real taste or artistic quality and they are strictly designed to show off tits. While at the same time, not being able to show off tits half as good as Victoria’s Secret.
# 2 Kim Kardashian – Kardashian Kollection for Sears
Oh…C’mon STOP IT!!
Kardashian Kollection – Exclusively for Sears
An exclusive clothing line for America’s leading retailer of cheap appliances. We think the name of the clothing line says more than we ever could.
#1 Lindsay Lohan – 6126
Look at this sh*tty Lindsay Lohan clothing line!
LIES LIES LIES!!! Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 fashion collection isn’t even a fashion collection! The now defunct 6126 fashion collection sold nothing but cheap, slutty, tights made in a Taiwan sweat shop! We understand that applies to almost everybody in the fashion world but at least they have the common decency to try and sell their 3rd world slave labor garments with a selection of 3rd world slave labor garments. This coke crazed anorexic mean girl just try to sell one thing..ONE THING! TIGHTS!! Just when we thought that celebrity fashion can get no lower than the Kardashians? Leave it up to the on again off again lesbian with a coke addiction and pathological obsession with woman who has been dead for almost half a century, Marilyn Monroe ( the name of the clothing line 6126 is Marilyn Monroe’s birthday) to dig down deep and figure out a way to create something even worse than the Kardashian Kollection for SEARS!!