Kanye West’s New Music Video Uncensored …I got it right here!!

Music Video is below…

Now this is how two girls SHOULD be eating out the other girl!!

Kanye West’s New Song Monster is a Monster hit! How could it go wrong with features like Jay Z and my lesbian love fantasy Niki Minaj. Oh yeah, that great big fat, black, Popeye’s Fried Chicken (with the Red Beans & Rice) eating, tap dancing, shoe shining, Oh Lawdy..Oh Lawdy…I thinks me wants a 40 swilling, ex-prison guard, but now he plays a gangster on MTV, Rick Ross is on this track too.

When my girl Lashonda told me that his Rick Ross’s crusty ass was on this track? I didn’t even bother to listen to it. Why? Because as incredibly talented as Kanye West is as a producer? I figured even he couldn’t make a hot track with that greasy fat bastard on it. Well,  kanye West proved why he’s a Gazillionaire banging the beast out of the bung hole of  me and Damali’s future 2nd wife ( I will be his first of course) Amber Rose and I am working for Dap Stallion Productions for peanuts and an occasional smack on the ass by Damali. He simply gave the rotund retard 15 seconds to spit. You can train a can of peanut butter to spit for 15 seconds without F*cking up a track.

Hey? Kanye is racist! Why isn't he in the bed between these two white chicks!

Here is Jay Z being his usual ” I’m a billionaire but I’m really still a thug underneath” routine. (Yawn)…don’t getcha girl wrong? I love me some Jigga! Jigga..Jigga..that’s my “N word”.  Damn, I hate being white sometimes!!

Two things I love the most..Jay Z and a naked white chick with her legs in the air.

Damn??? I just peeped at all of the tracks on Kany West’s new album and Ummmm..why I love me some Kanye? Whose F*cking album is it..his or Jay Z? For real, dude is like on almost half of his album! Why doesn’t he just call it what it is and market it like the “black Lennon and McCartney” album?

KANYE WEST TRYING TO GET SOME HEAD!

I know the video-caps suck but the video was shot so damn dark!

Well last but not least, I get to talk about my secret lesbian wet dream. Seriously, I love this chick! Just last night when I watched this video for the first time, all I could do was keep rewinding the part where she straddles herself and the part where she sticks out her sexy sexy tongue, and of course where she crawls across the ground with her beautiful round black ass just begging for me to stick my tongue in it.

Ooops…Sorry about that , I got a little carried away with the Nicku Minaj fantasies. It’s just…..damn look at this girls sexy wet tongue..calling my name “Erotique..Erotique…we want to taste you all over Erotique..all freaking over!” Oooops…Sorry, I did it again. Yeah, I need me some and that damn Damali is fronting on me still like he don’t want any of this.

NIki Minaj and her delicious TONGUE!

Here is Nicky Minaj in that scene where she was having sex with herself.

Niki Minaj Bare Ass

Do you really mean to tell me that you cannot see Damali and me marrying these two sexxxalicious women?? The four of us being one big happy freakalicious fornicating family forever? Well…F*CK YOU THEN!!!

Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj..all I need is Damali and we will be complete

Why is that bitch Cassie touching my women? I know Damali added this picture trying to be funny..but your not!

Finally…Here is Kanye West’s New Music Video…

MONSTER!!

Thanks to my sexy baby at Necolebitchie.com

New Racy Soft-Core Porn Photos Leaked out last night and I have them!

Little Miley Cyrus getting her nipples licked by her "personal assistant"

No people, this is not photo shop. No people Miley Cyrus is not under a drunken or heroin induced stupor. Miley Cyrus is getting her tits licked by another female who she fondly introduces to everyone as her “personal assistant”.

Disney's Miley Cyrus on her way up to her hotel with her Ummmmm "Personal Assistant"

This is Miley Cyrus and her “personal assistant” on their way to a delicious little hotel together NOT to have hot, sticky insanely freaky and scrumptious tasting sex with each other all weekend long. The only time they left their one king sized bed in their honeymoon suite together where they were NOT having tongue probing, orifice licking, toe sucking, spanked asses sex with each other was this club appearance where the assistant was licking her tits in public.

Here is miley cyrus arm and arm with her big breasted lesbian lover...Oops, "personal assistant"

Look, just because Miley Cyrus works for Disney, that doesn’t mean that WE DO!  She has been dressing extremely sexy since she was 15.  I have her right her on tape smoking weed out of a bong. Now, we have her spending weekends with her lesbian “personal assistant”  and now photos of her getting her nipples licked in public at a night club.  The only thing her daddy can say is this and I quote “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now”.

These stories are extremely close to becoming one huge cliche’. Miley Cyrus’s stories are going to begin to sound like direct rip-offs from the chapters of  ” I was an out of control teen-aged slut” written by Brittany Spears &

BEFORE....

AFTER.... just say no to drugs kids!!!

At first we thought that this story just had to be bullsh*t because all the women remember that fine ass video where D’Angelo is looking like he naked, turning (ever so slowly), while singing and licking his big lushadelic lips, making every women wetter than a new born baby’s diaper. Making every man, either want to be like D’Angelo or be with him. So how does a super star fall from heaven? Easy, don’t have a hit song since 2006! Now a man that use to have his hair neatly braided and scalp oiled is looking like someone’s dirty uncle (you know the one that you don’t let babysit your kids)! What happened? Dumb ass solicited a undercover cop $40 for a blow job in New York! D’Angelo of course screams “Not Guilty”! Let’s just see what happens because we don’t understand, this man had women naked throwing themselves at him. Back then… who didn’t want to give him a blow job? Even the men right now are shaking their heads saying “yup”!
PS: We put that sexy video just because we want to remember him the way he was!
PSS: And he fat now…WTF!!!

D'Angelo – Untitled (How Does It Feel)
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If you look in the dictionary under “pathetic parent” you will see the picture of Joe Jackson. It is bad enough that everyone is already trying to use and take advantage off of the death of Michael Jackson but this is just disgusting. Joe Jackson is asking the courts for an allowance of $15K a month, MJ’s administrators are opposing the request. Joe Jackson is claiming that he needs the money because he has very little income coming in. Um, what old man needs $15K a month? As we all know, Joe Jackson and his son didn’t get along, and MJ actually took his father out of his will and trust. The money is going to MJ’s mom, Katherine, and MJ’s 3 kids (which is still questionable-DNA wise). Katherine is the legal guardian of MJ’s kids, and she is receiving over $80K to take care of them….um, $80K a month, for what? See what money does to people…brings out the ugly and the spoiled. We would have taken care of the kids for $10K!

Credit: Nancy Pastor/Polaris

With the grace of god, the babies have survived their first year! Octomom has been pretty quite or was just  pushed in the back ground because of the Gosselin’s but she hasn’t been forgotten. Recently on the cover of Star magazine in a bikini, Suleman says she didn’t use any plastic surgery and did it the old fashion way…airbrushing! Just joking…. old ole hard exercise, we have to say… b*tch don’t look that bad. What does she have up her sleeve next? She says that she wants to go back to school for her master in (drum role)..counseling.  We’d skip all those appointments!

First she comes out saying that she is pregnant with her brother’s baby (slow down… she has offered to be a surrogate for her brother and his wife…. ), then she comes out saying that she’s not pregnant…. yet…. and that she tweeted the wrong words. What she meant to say was I’m going to be pregnant and blamed Tweeter for the mistake because they only allow an “x” amount of characters….. whew… that was a lot for 2 weeks.

Then… her so-called “fiancee” Casey Johnson (heir of the Johnson and Johnson thrown) died and she said that she was going to be online for a while, mourning the death of her beloved with family. But doesnt stay away too long because she needed to tell her story of the dogs of her recently passed “girlfriend”. Apparently, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came by to get the dogs and Tila freaked out saying that they were taking the dogs to be killed….. whew (again) Hilton denies the charge and says that the dogs are fine and alive….hmmmm…. Hilton got BIG money…. Tila got HOOKER money… which would you rather have take care of anything?

Now… Tila is talking about “maybe” being pregnant, and that she is going to the doctor today (friday) to find out. Tila tells Usmagazine: “Going to doctor’s appointment in 5 hours. Eeek! Pregnancy news soon??? Stay tuned….xox” she Twittered early Friday morning.” and “”I haven’t slept going on 4 days now from the loss of my Wifey. I need to rest. Especially 4 baby!”. You tell us, how f*ckin crazy is the girl?! Who and why would anyone want her to carry their baby or do anything like that? Mom of the year…. no…. insane but hot…. yes. Tila is her own version of “As The World Turns” and like the addicts we keep on watching.