Kanye West’s New Music Video Uncensored …I got it right here!!

Music Video is below…

Now this is how two girls SHOULD be eating out the other girl!!

Kanye West’s New Song Monster is a Monster hit! How could it go wrong with features like Jay Z and my lesbian love fantasy Niki Minaj. Oh yeah, that great big fat, black, Popeye’s Fried Chicken (with the Red Beans & Rice) eating, tap dancing, shoe shining, Oh Lawdy..Oh Lawdy…I thinks me wants a 40 swilling, ex-prison guard, but now he plays a gangster on MTV, Rick Ross is on this track too.

When my girl Lashonda told me that his Rick Ross’s crusty ass was on this track? I didn’t even bother to listen to it. Why? Because as incredibly talented as Kanye West is as a producer? I figured even he couldn’t make a hot track with that greasy fat bastard on it. Well,  kanye West proved why he’s a Gazillionaire banging the beast out of the bung hole of  me and Damali’s future 2nd wife ( I will be his first of course) Amber Rose and I am working for Dap Stallion Productions for peanuts and an occasional smack on the ass by Damali. He simply gave the rotund retard 15 seconds to spit. You can train a can of peanut butter to spit for 15 seconds without F*cking up a track.

Hey? Kanye is racist! Why isn't he in the bed between these two white chicks!

Here is Jay Z being his usual ” I’m a billionaire but I’m really still a thug underneath” routine. (Yawn)…don’t getcha girl wrong? I love me some Jigga! Jigga..Jigga..that’s my “N word”.  Damn, I hate being white sometimes!!

Two things I love the most..Jay Z and a naked white chick with her legs in the air.

Damn??? I just peeped at all of the tracks on Kany West’s new album and Ummmm..why I love me some Kanye? Whose F*cking album is it..his or Jay Z? For real, dude is like on almost half of his album! Why doesn’t he just call it what it is and market it like the “black Lennon and McCartney” album?

KANYE WEST TRYING TO GET SOME HEAD!

I know the video-caps suck but the video was shot so damn dark!

Well last but not least, I get to talk about my secret lesbian wet dream. Seriously, I love this chick! Just last night when I watched this video for the first time, all I could do was keep rewinding the part where she straddles herself and the part where she sticks out her sexy sexy tongue, and of course where she crawls across the ground with her beautiful round black ass just begging for me to stick my tongue in it.

Ooops…Sorry about that , I got a little carried away with the Nicku Minaj fantasies. It’s just…..damn look at this girls sexy wet tongue..calling my name “Erotique..Erotique…we want to taste you all over Erotique..all freaking over!” Oooops…Sorry, I did it again. Yeah, I need me some and that damn Damali is fronting on me still like he don’t want any of this.

NIki Minaj and her delicious TONGUE!

Here is Nicky Minaj in that scene where she was having sex with herself.

Niki Minaj Bare Ass

Do you really mean to tell me that you cannot see Damali and me marrying these two sexxxalicious women?? The four of us being one big happy freakalicious fornicating family forever? Well…F*CK YOU THEN!!!

Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj..all I need is Damali and we will be complete

Why is that bitch Cassie touching my women? I know Damali added this picture trying to be funny..but your not!

Finally…Here is Kanye West’s New Music Video…

MONSTER!!

Thanks to my sexy baby at Necolebitchie.com

New Racy Soft-Core Porn Photos Leaked out last night and I have them!

Little Miley Cyrus getting her nipples licked by her "personal assistant"

No people, this is not photo shop. No people Miley Cyrus is not under a drunken or heroin induced stupor. Miley Cyrus is getting her tits licked by another female who she fondly introduces to everyone as her “personal assistant”.

Disney's Miley Cyrus on her way up to her hotel with her Ummmmm "Personal Assistant"

This is Miley Cyrus and her “personal assistant” on their way to a delicious little hotel together NOT to have hot, sticky insanely freaky and scrumptious tasting sex with each other all weekend long. The only time they left their one king sized bed in their honeymoon suite together where they were NOT having tongue probing, orifice licking, toe sucking, spanked asses sex with each other was this club appearance where the assistant was licking her tits in public.

Here is miley cyrus arm and arm with her big breasted lesbian lover...Oops, "personal assistant"

Look, just because Miley Cyrus works for Disney, that doesn’t mean that WE DO!  She has been dressing extremely sexy since she was 15.  I have her right her on tape smoking weed out of a bong. Now, we have her spending weekends with her lesbian “personal assistant”  and now photos of her getting her nipples licked in public at a night club.  The only thing her daddy can say is this and I quote “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now”.

These stories are extremely close to becoming one huge cliche’. Miley Cyrus’s stories are going to begin to sound like direct rip-offs from the chapters of  ” I was an out of control teen-aged slut” written by Brittany Spears &

Camille Grammer has slipped into a suicidal depression!

Camille Grammer & Kelsey Grammer getting divorce amid sex tape allegations

Camille Grammer the star of Bravo’s hit show Beverly Hills Wives is loosing her freaking mind! It seems as if she has now become infamous for her venomous attack of Faye Reznic calling her “morally bankrupt”. Why? Because Faye Reznic posed nude in playboy. Well, it appears that she isn’t the only one who posed nude for Playboy…Camille Grammer posed nude for playboy also, that’s how zillionaire, actor, producer and pill addicted husband Kelsey Grammer “discovered” her.

The sexxxalicious Faye Resnick

Well, this is Faye Rescnick. This is Faye in one of her two playboy pictorials. Now, I don’t know about you but this picture isn’t exactly pornographic in anyway.  So, I know that Camille’s pictorial cannot even be in the ball park of overtly sexual…right?

Camille Grammer is squeezing the breasts of her lesbian lover, Noah Wyle's wife and make-up artist Tracy Warbin

Hmmmmm….well maybe? I mean, just because she carried on a lesbian affair with a married make-up artist, that doesn’t make her morally bankrupt…does it? Well, I am sure there are no other pictures that makes Camille Grammer look like a slut…

Cammile Grammer Topless with her shiny nipples blazing!

Well, O’k Camille Grammer I must admit, I love this picture and I love your boobies! Girl, I don’t know who the hell your plastic surgeon is but he did a hell of a job! I mean those thangs look really suckable and yet not sloppy. In fact, now that I am really taking a good wet hard look at them? Your doctor did a splendid job! Well, this is going pretty good so far. Now, I know that we are not going to find any dirty pictures of you are we??

Oh…No…Camille…You were doing so good!!

Camille Grammer in the Naked Detective one of three porn movies she has done. Including one with the late porn actress Marilyn Chambers

Well, there you have it. It seems as if Camille Grammer called Faye Resnick morally bankrupt and the only thing Faye Resnick did was pose nude in the same magazine as she did.

It appears as if the sexxxalicious Camille Grammer has had a lesbian affair with a married woman Tracy Warbin ( ER actor Wyle Noah’s wife) posed nude in Playboy and has been in three porno movies including one with porno actress Marilyn Chambers….Tee..Hee..Hee…Camille is a slut!

Editors Note:

Call me crazy but I don’t think that there is a real sex tape. Don’t get wrong! I think Camille is beyond insane and has no real grasp on reality but a sex tape usually means that there was a tape made that wasn’t meant for public consumption. Oh, Camille made that sex tape and it was made for the public to see. She always says that she is ready to step out of her husband’s shadow and now she is getting ready to do it!! I just hope that the sex tape is with Kelsey and I hope he doesn’t have a miniature wee wee…

Yes

JOhn Stamos looking sexxxalicious and GAY as the day is long!

I have to give it to the producers of the hit TV show Glee. They are literally a seinfeld comedy skit coming to life. Do you remember that episode of Sienfeld when that looser George Constanza decided to do the exact OPPOSITE of every smart decision he would usually make? His entire life changed for the better. It’s like the producer’s of the show are doing the same exact thing.

It’s almost like these fellas sit around and say to themselves. ” Hey? How in the world can we possibly make the extra sharp cheesiest, dorkiest, and without a doubt the most assinine TV show and plot in the history of broadcast television” and then to top it all off? They decide to take the Kraft Fest to another level by adding another gender bending epitome of TOOLDOME, John Stamos. The ex star of the second biggest CHEESIEST show of all time Full House is now going to take GLEE to legendary status of CHEESY. John “Craftsman” Stamos is back on the air again. Look at this sexxxy freakin dork…

His jeans are so tight he might get a yeast infection! LMAO…

OMG...this dude is SEXXXY...but what a freakin TOOL !!

Yes, I agree the only thing missing off of his nipples is my my tongue…

but he looks so gay? Even if I did lick his chest he looks like he would try to breast feed me!

John Stamos is so damn fine but I know he would wear my panties...I just know it!

The only cool thing he has ever did in his life was marry this sexxxy slut.

Super Star ….SuperModel…Rebecca Romijn!

Rebecca Romijn looking sexxxy and slutty in her see-thru lingerie. I want to do many filthy things to this whore!

By the way…do oyu want to know how he lost this hot piece of ass? This dork decides to go swinging with Howard Stern. Howard freakin Stern! Naturally Howard tells everybody and the mortified sexpot Rebecca Romijn dumps our sexy TOOL John Stamos.

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The infamouse Celebrity Gossip Columnist Erotique!

The New Scorsese movie, that stars Leonardo Dicaprio is being pushed back for a wierd reason. First it was reported that Paramount pictures didn’t have enough money to promote the movie properly (Bull sh*t). Leo and Scorsese have been recieving threatning letters from the residents of Medfield state hospital (the place where they filmed the movie). The freakishly scarry push the movie back part comes in when we found out that the Medfield state hospital has been abandoned for some time now!!!

Here’s the trailer:

Please all black women must watch this video,I repeat all black women must watch this video, so you can understand the harsh reality of why black men do what they do!!!

The sad thing is, after watching this video all balck women are going to say is  white woman are nasty I aint doing that Sh*t!!!

Here is a look at the young Destiny’s Child taken back in the day when there was 4 of them! Damn they look old now!

In the video below: Drake trips over a wire, while frolicking  around on stage and then as he fell he hit his head on a speaker!!! The sad part was, he was so embarrassed that he created a whole story about him having a old knee injury in the past that never fully healed. The Truth is Drake pride was so hurt that he didn’t want to come back out and perform for his fans.

The Game had a concert in Norway and invited people to dance like Michael Jackson…. this Asian kid kicked everyones ass!

In the final episode of the Bachelorette: Jillian has to choose between Kiptyn and Ed. They each have 2 individual dates one where they meet Jill’s family and another one on one date. When the family met both guys, Jill then sits down with them for their opinions and Jill’s dad is really leaning toward Ed. Of course, Jill is still unsure what to do with Ed because of the last fantasy date(lets say there was no 70′s music playing while getting her itch scratched, women on your first overnight date and nothing happens…. maybe he’s just not that into you).

When it finally comes down to who Jill will choose, Kiptyn is first and announces his love for her, but she has to break his heart and tell him that she is in love with someone else. She walks him to the car and walks back waiting for Ed. To her surprise, Reid (the number 3 guy) walks in and says that he needed to come back and tell her how he felt about her. Jill gets confused but in the end has to break Reid’s heart again (this is the only girl that we know, that has had 2 guys come back for her, and one guy that came back because he cared so much about her to let her know that there was a snake in the bunch… yes you WES!). Then Ed walks in and asks her if she loves him, which she finally says “yes, and that she has for a while”. He gets down on one knee and proposes, which she happily accepts. Let’s hope that Ed does not go on the show to confess he is in love with someone else (*cough cough Jason cough cough*)