New Racy Soft-Core Porn Photos Leaked out last night and I have them!

Little Miley Cyrus getting her nipples licked by her "personal assistant"

No people, this is not photo shop. No people Miley Cyrus is not under a drunken or heroin induced stupor. Miley Cyrus is getting her tits licked by another female who she fondly introduces to everyone as her “personal assistant”.

Disney's Miley Cyrus on her way up to her hotel with her Ummmmm "Personal Assistant"

This is Miley Cyrus and her “personal assistant” on their way to a delicious little hotel together NOT to have hot, sticky insanely freaky and scrumptious tasting sex with each other all weekend long. The only time they left their one king sized bed in their honeymoon suite together where they were NOT having tongue probing, orifice licking, toe sucking, spanked asses sex with each other was this club appearance where the assistant was licking her tits in public.

Here is miley cyrus arm and arm with her big breasted lesbian lover...Oops, "personal assistant"

Look, just because Miley Cyrus works for Disney, that doesn’t mean that WE DO!  She has been dressing extremely sexy since she was 15.  I have her right her on tape smoking weed out of a bong. Now, we have her spending weekends with her lesbian “personal assistant”  and now photos of her getting her nipples licked in public at a night club.  The only thing her daddy can say is this and I quote “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now”.

These stories are extremely close to becoming one huge cliche’. Miley Cyrus’s stories are going to begin to sound like direct rip-offs from the chapters of  ” I was an out of control teen-aged slut” written by Brittany Spears &

This child Miley Cyrus is way too young for these kind of pics

Miley Cyrus looking too sexy for her age with her side breasts exposed

I feel so trampy but there is nothing that I can do to stop from watching her. I know she’s just a kid but if I didn’t know how old she was? Oh, little Hannah Montanna will be so in love with my tongue she will never need or look at another manna.

Miley Cyrus showing us some more of her hot little Lolita breasts.

While I do admire while simultaneously am eqally repulsed by the display of her side breasts. I must admitt, that the thing that actually tips her over to the 8.6 out of 10 scale is her piss poor posture. I mean her shoulders are so hunched over and malformed that I wager she suffers from Spinabifida!

Thanks Erotique…

With pictures like these how can you deny it? 17 year-old Cyrus has finally admitted that she is dating 20-year old co-star Liam Hemswoth. Now there is nothing wrong with this, but it just seems weird to say a 17 year old and twenty year old together. One is going to be able to vote and the other will be able to drink. If Cyrus was 20 and he was 23, it would be easier to swallow. We’re just saying that if it was our 17 year old daughter we would not be so happy to see the pictures that have been on the net. Gripping her up like a delicious hamburger. Hope they are using protection or it’s another Jamie Lynn Spears on your hands!

We are the world Haiti 2010..

It looked like 40 retarded monkees trying to hump a door knob

This was by far one of the worst remakes I have ever seen in my life. This video was so incredibly disgusting that I really want these seven minutes of my life back…you bastards!  Well, it would take too long to write down how much and why we hate this video so much. So we asked our Artist in Residence Damali from Philadelphia to record his opinion for us. Well, we think that this insane poet has a future as a writer fo WatchURmouth.com because we couldn’t have said it better. Well, maybe a lot more clear and coherant? But not better….

Click on the photo to see his response and laugh your ass off with us! 

The Sexxxalicious Damali Sexy Poet and Host of Acoustic Soul TV Show

With Hanna Montana soon coming to an end, Cyrus is showing the world that she is no longer that tween girl, that everyone loved,  and that adulthood is on its way. The newest move is her new tattoo. Located under her left breast (which is weird cause she hasn’t got adult titties), which read, “Just Breathe”. Why that saying? Cyrus is saying that she got that particular phrase after meeting a sick 9 year old girl, Vanessa, who was suffering from cystic fibrosis and died in 2007. That’s kinda sick Cyrus, you knew that girl couldn’t breathe…. were you poking fun at her?

Let’s start out by asking the question… how young is to young to work the pole?

The huge controversy is  Cyrus performed at the “Party In The USA” on Aug 10, where she danced on top of a ice cream truck with a pole. We seen the video and we don’t think it was THAT bad, her dancing was more sexy than the pole. What does daddy say? He doesn’t think there was anything wrong with it and that people are over reacting. Watch the video and you tell us!

Seriously…why doesn’t her father stop pimping her like this?

Miley Cyrus sexxxual and sinful

Miley Cyrus is too damn young to look like this! We know how her story is going to end. She is going to get knocked up by one of her dancers, get strung out on drugs and shave off all of her hair in a public display of sheer insanity.

Miley Cyrus half naked on a beach

This is Miley Cyrus’s first Interracial photo

EWWWWWWWWWW….what the hell were you thinking ????