Kanye West’s New Music Video Uncensored …I got it right here!!

Music Video is below…

Now this is how two girls SHOULD be eating out the other girl!!

Kanye West’s New Song Monster is a Monster hit! How could it go wrong with features like Jay Z and my lesbian love fantasy Niki Minaj. Oh yeah, that great big fat, black, Popeye’s Fried Chicken (with the Red Beans & Rice) eating, tap dancing, shoe shining, Oh Lawdy..Oh Lawdy…I thinks me wants a 40 swilling, ex-prison guard, but now he plays a gangster on MTV, Rick Ross is on this track too.

When my girl Lashonda told me that his Rick Ross’s crusty ass was on this track? I didn’t even bother to listen to it. Why? Because as incredibly talented as Kanye West is as a producer? I figured even he couldn’t make a hot track with that greasy fat bastard on it. Well,  kanye West proved why he’s a Gazillionaire banging the beast out of the bung hole of  me and Damali’s future 2nd wife ( I will be his first of course) Amber Rose and I am working for Dap Stallion Productions for peanuts and an occasional smack on the ass by Damali. He simply gave the rotund retard 15 seconds to spit. You can train a can of peanut butter to spit for 15 seconds without F*cking up a track.

Hey? Kanye is racist! Why isn't he in the bed between these two white chicks!

Here is Jay Z being his usual ” I’m a billionaire but I’m really still a thug underneath” routine. (Yawn)…don’t getcha girl wrong? I love me some Jigga! Jigga..Jigga..that’s my “N word”.  Damn, I hate being white sometimes!!

Two things I love the most..Jay Z and a naked white chick with her legs in the air.

Damn??? I just peeped at all of the tracks on Kany West’s new album and Ummmm..why I love me some Kanye? Whose F*cking album is it..his or Jay Z? For real, dude is like on almost half of his album! Why doesn’t he just call it what it is and market it like the “black Lennon and McCartney” album?

KANYE WEST TRYING TO GET SOME HEAD!

I know the video-caps suck but the video was shot so damn dark!

Well last but not least, I get to talk about my secret lesbian wet dream. Seriously, I love this chick! Just last night when I watched this video for the first time, all I could do was keep rewinding the part where she straddles herself and the part where she sticks out her sexy sexy tongue, and of course where she crawls across the ground with her beautiful round black ass just begging for me to stick my tongue in it.

Ooops…Sorry about that , I got a little carried away with the Nicku Minaj fantasies. It’s just…..damn look at this girls sexy wet tongue..calling my name “Erotique..Erotique…we want to taste you all over Erotique..all freaking over!” Oooops…Sorry, I did it again. Yeah, I need me some and that damn Damali is fronting on me still like he don’t want any of this.

NIki Minaj and her delicious TONGUE!

Here is Nicky Minaj in that scene where she was having sex with herself.

Niki Minaj Bare Ass

Do you really mean to tell me that you cannot see Damali and me marrying these two sexxxalicious women?? The four of us being one big happy freakalicious fornicating family forever? Well…F*CK YOU THEN!!!

Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj..all I need is Damali and we will be complete

Why is that bitch Cassie touching my women? I know Damali added this picture trying to be funny..but your not!

Finally…Here is Kanye West’s New Music Video…

MONSTER!!

Thanks to my sexy baby at Necolebitchie.com

That’s right, 46 year old Ian Ziering (who the hell knew he was that old!) tied the knot to Erin Ludwig last Friday in Newport Beach, Calif. This is the 2nd marriage for Ziering, who was wed and divorced to Nikki Schieler. Ziering was in the hit show “Beverly Hills 90210″  (the original version, with co-stars Tori Spelling and Jenny Garth).

How stupid are these kids nowadays? Parents what the hell are you doing, parenting clearly not! Tweens have been sending Kim Kardashian death threats after she tweeted that she had “Biebar fever”. Kim and Biebar were both at the White House Correspondence Dinner this past Saturday, they talked, they mingled, and for fun tweeted about each other. Biebar called Kim his girlfriend…haha. Okay, now that one he might have meant, come on, what teen boy would not like to flirt and call Kim his girlfriend? Unless he don’t like girls…hmmm? These fans act as if any of them have a real chance with him.  Parents start paying attention to your kids and what the text, send, tweet, and email because your kids are looking and acting  like stupid idiots! Biebar took a picture with Beyonce….she next?

With pictures like these how can you deny it? 17 year-old Cyrus has finally admitted that she is dating 20-year old co-star Liam Hemswoth. Now there is nothing wrong with this, but it just seems weird to say a 17 year old and twenty year old together. One is going to be able to vote and the other will be able to drink. If Cyrus was 20 and he was 23, it would be easier to swallow. We’re just saying that if it was our 17 year old daughter we would not be so happy to see the pictures that have been on the net. Gripping her up like a delicious hamburger. Hope they are using protection or it’s another Jamie Lynn Spears on your hands!

That’s right guys…. there is only one girl left (and honestly, the hottest one!) for now and that’s Kim. Her sister Khloe has just announced that she is dating L.A. Lakers forward, Lamar Odom! Will the relationship last? Who knows they only have been dating for a couple weeks so all you Khloe fans keep your fingers crossed that he trips and falls into another girl… or something!

Cute little tomboy, Samantha Micelli, has grown up and gotten married. Alyssa Milano, 36, married her boyfriend of over 2 years, Hollywood agent, David Bugliari, in a very nice ceremony in New Jersey. We were all wondering when she would tie the knot, she is a fine piece of ass!

Aaron Buerge, from season 2 of “The Bachelor” is getting hitched but its not to the girl he proposed to on the show, Helene Eksterowicz, that relationship ended a year later. He met his fiance, Angye McIntosh, threw an ex-girlfriend, and they have been together ever since. All we have to say is…. DON”T DO IT!

In the final episode of the Bachelorette: Jillian has to choose between Kiptyn and Ed. They each have 2 individual dates one where they meet Jill’s family and another one on one date. When the family met both guys, Jill then sits down with them for their opinions and Jill’s dad is really leaning toward Ed. Of course, Jill is still unsure what to do with Ed because of the last fantasy date(lets say there was no 70′s music playing while getting her itch scratched, women on your first overnight date and nothing happens…. maybe he’s just not that into you).

When it finally comes down to who Jill will choose, Kiptyn is first and announces his love for her, but she has to break his heart and tell him that she is in love with someone else. She walks him to the car and walks back waiting for Ed. To her surprise, Reid (the number 3 guy) walks in and says that he needed to come back and tell her how he felt about her. Jill gets confused but in the end has to break Reid’s heart again (this is the only girl that we know, that has had 2 guys come back for her, and one guy that came back because he cared so much about her to let her know that there was a snake in the bunch… yes you WES!). Then Ed walks in and asks her if she loves him, which she finally says “yes, and that she has for a while”. He gets down on one knee and proposes, which she happily accepts. Let’s hope that Ed does not go on the show to confess he is in love with someone else (*cough cough Jason cough cough*)

Hailey Glassman talks to People magazine where she tells that her feelings for Jon came to her as a surprise and that she started wanting to be “more than friends” when Jon was at her parents place dealing with his seperation/divorce.

She goes on to saythat Jon is a great cook and that she is very different than Jon’s controlling wife, oops…soon to be ex-wife. How? She says that she “doesn’t believe in controlling anyone”. We will have to wait and see, all women like to control…. in some way or another.