Kanye West’s New Music Video Uncensored …I got it right here!!

Music Video is below…

Now this is how two girls SHOULD be eating out the other girl!!

Kanye West’s New Song Monster is a Monster hit! How could it go wrong with features like Jay Z and my lesbian love fantasy Niki Minaj. Oh yeah, that great big fat, black, Popeye’s Fried Chicken (with the Red Beans & Rice) eating, tap dancing, shoe shining, Oh Lawdy..Oh Lawdy…I thinks me wants a 40 swilling, ex-prison guard, but now he plays a gangster on MTV, Rick Ross is on this track too.

When my girl Lashonda told me that his Rick Ross’s crusty ass was on this track? I didn’t even bother to listen to it. Why? Because as incredibly talented as Kanye West is as a producer? I figured even he couldn’t make a hot track with that greasy fat bastard on it. Well,  kanye West proved why he’s a Gazillionaire banging the beast out of the bung hole of  me and Damali’s future 2nd wife ( I will be his first of course) Amber Rose and I am working for Dap Stallion Productions for peanuts and an occasional smack on the ass by Damali. He simply gave the rotund retard 15 seconds to spit. You can train a can of peanut butter to spit for 15 seconds without F*cking up a track.

Hey? Kanye is racist! Why isn't he in the bed between these two white chicks!

Here is Jay Z being his usual ” I’m a billionaire but I’m really still a thug underneath” routine. (Yawn)…don’t getcha girl wrong? I love me some Jigga! Jigga..Jigga..that’s my “N word”.  Damn, I hate being white sometimes!!

Two things I love the most..Jay Z and a naked white chick with her legs in the air.

Damn??? I just peeped at all of the tracks on Kany West’s new album and Ummmm..why I love me some Kanye? Whose F*cking album is it..his or Jay Z? For real, dude is like on almost half of his album! Why doesn’t he just call it what it is and market it like the “black Lennon and McCartney” album?

KANYE WEST TRYING TO GET SOME HEAD!

I know the video-caps suck but the video was shot so damn dark!

Well last but not least, I get to talk about my secret lesbian wet dream. Seriously, I love this chick! Just last night when I watched this video for the first time, all I could do was keep rewinding the part where she straddles herself and the part where she sticks out her sexy sexy tongue, and of course where she crawls across the ground with her beautiful round black ass just begging for me to stick my tongue in it.

Ooops…Sorry about that , I got a little carried away with the Nicku Minaj fantasies. It’s just…..damn look at this girls sexy wet tongue..calling my name “Erotique..Erotique…we want to taste you all over Erotique..all freaking over!” Oooops…Sorry, I did it again. Yeah, I need me some and that damn Damali is fronting on me still like he don’t want any of this.

NIki Minaj and her delicious TONGUE!

Here is Nicky Minaj in that scene where she was having sex with herself.

Niki Minaj Bare Ass

Do you really mean to tell me that you cannot see Damali and me marrying these two sexxxalicious women?? The four of us being one big happy freakalicious fornicating family forever? Well…F*CK YOU THEN!!!

Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj..all I need is Damali and we will be complete

Why is that bitch Cassie touching my women? I know Damali added this picture trying to be funny..but your not!

Finally…Here is Kanye West’s New Music Video…

MONSTER!!

Thanks to my sexy baby at Necolebitchie.com

There is nothing that makes you feel older than a kid growing up and popping out kids! Saved By The Bell cutie, Mario Lopez is going to be a daddy. Lopez has just announced that his girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, a Broadway dancer, is expecting their first child. Lopez says that he is excited to be a dad (of course, the usual man statement. What was he suppose to say… the truth, like… F*ck I knew that b*tch wasn’t on birthcontrol!). Lopez popularity came back once he was on the show, Dancing With The Stars, and dated his dance partner, ever so fine, Karina Smirnoff. He also became the sexy co-host for the show “Extra”.

With Hanna Montana soon coming to an end, Cyrus is showing the world that she is no longer that tween girl, that everyone loved,  and that adulthood is on its way. The newest move is her new tattoo. Located under her left breast (which is weird cause she hasn’t got adult titties), which read, “Just Breathe”. Why that saying? Cyrus is saying that she got that particular phrase after meeting a sick 9 year old girl, Vanessa, who was suffering from cystic fibrosis and died in 2007. That’s kinda sick Cyrus, you knew that girl couldn’t breathe…. were you poking fun at her?

It’s a girl for the hot model mom and singer. Born Oct 9th at 7:46 p.m., baby Lou Sulola Samuel, is the newest addition joining big brothers Henry (4), Johan (2 1/2), and big sister Leni (5). Where did the name Samuel come from? Klum has made a decision to change her last name to Seal’s surname, Samuel. Ahhh, now we get it… we were worried there for a minute Heidi. You said it was a girl but it didn’t look like a girl….name.

Tupac Shakur’s lost video taped 4 part  interviews with Vibe Magazine and his Autopsy Photo.

Click on each pic to see the different parts.

Lost Interview Footage PT. I

We understand that this photo is gruesome. However, too many of our kids are looking at Tupac’s thug life personality and glamourize it. We love Tupac and these interviews are an incredible insight to where he was mentaly. We just want to show the other side of this interview and that’s how it all ended. For all of his talent, charisma and machismo this is how it all ended for him. Was any of it worth it? How many of our friends, family, and community members think like Tupac and end up just like him. Sans…sex with thousands of women.

Lost Interview Footage PT. II

Tupac's Lost Interview Footage Part 2

Tupac Shakur Lost Interview Footage Part III

Tupac's Lost Interview Footage part 3

 

Tupac’s Lost Interview Footage Part IV

Tupac Shakur Lost Interview Footage PT. IV

 

Sometimes celebs just keep on surprising you and this was one of them. Melanie Griffith has checked into a drug rehab for an addiction to prescription medication….again! This will be Griffith’s 3rd try at rehab and you know what they say three times is the charm! Her reps are saying that she is in there to “reinforce her commitment to stay healthy”. We think what they want to say was “she fell off the wagon again.”

We all know with with New York ghetto, nasty, stank a$$ that’s not pubic hair, it looks more like a bunch of roach legs.

Aubrey O’day from the Diddy’s singing group Danity kane looks like she fell in to the same chemical gook that the Joker fell in to have his face scarred forever.

Monday on Aug 17th Beanie Sigel was pulled over  in a routine traffic stop (It’s the routine if you are a black man in a nice car). His car was searched and the officers found weed in the car. I am almost positive without doing any research that this goes against any parole or probation that he is probably on.

Here’s The irony, right after Beanie Sigel’s name gets blasted across the radio waves he drops a new video. (what a ka-winky-dink)

Here’s the new Video:

We like the track the started off real good and then bad directing took over.