That’s right all you men and women who masturbate to the fine ass Alicia Keys, she pregnant. Just announced, she is expecting her first baby with long time boyfriend, Swizz Beats. They have also announced that they are engaged. Has anyone seen Swizz Beats, he ain’t that cute!!! Then again to each is own… you know how you women are. Make money, anyone is cute…right!!! Damn, we thought Keys has some since… don’t he look like the hood rat from the corner…yo man, EVERYONE got a chance!!!! Question… if Beatz still married??? Haha!!

That’s right, John Travolta and his beautiful wife, Kelly, are expecting. After rumors surfaced, Travolta finally came out on his website that Kelly is 3 months pregnant. The couple is very excited and we believe that this will help the family continue to heal after their son,Jett,  died in the Bahamas from seizures in January of 2009.

Beyonce needs to love her body now because it will never be the same again after the… that’s right…baby, at least that is what mediatakeout.com is saying. We don’t know how far along she is but we do know that this baby has a 50/50 chance of coming out really, really cute or just damn ugly. As we all know that usually one ugly person plus one pretty person equals cute baby (hopefully… let’s just hope the ugly gene doesn’t run strong).

That isn’t the only big news for the Knowles family… Beyonce’s is a big sister again because daddy is a hoe! DNA results came back saying the Matthew Knowles is the father of a cute baby boy from his play thing Alexsandra Wright. The baby is the result of a 18 month affair… how do you piss a woman off more after you cheated on her?… have a baby with your hoe (dirty dick)!

There is nothing that makes you feel older than a kid growing up and popping out kids! Saved By The Bell cutie, Mario Lopez is going to be a daddy. Lopez has just announced that his girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, a Broadway dancer, is expecting their first child. Lopez says that he is excited to be a dad (of course, the usual man statement. What was he suppose to say… the truth, like… F*ck I knew that b*tch wasn’t on birthcontrol!). Lopez popularity came back once he was on the show, Dancing With The Stars, and dated his dance partner, ever so fine, Karina Smirnoff. He also became the sexy co-host for the show “Extra”.

We all remember him.. her, the transsexual that kept his/her reproductive organs so that he… she could have a child with his.. her.. wife back in 2007. Thomas Beatie, born a woman in Hawaii (to much time on their hands people in Hawaii), was going through “the change” but decided to keep her “cooker” because his/her wife could not have any more kids. Beatie was interviewed on Oprah in 2007 and caused a hell of a lot of religion conflict (that’s right… you people was trip’n) to the point that they were getting death threats and sh*t. Anywho, Beatie had a second child and has just announced the he… she… is pregnant with their third. People, the kids are loved and are in a good home… leave um alone, deal with the skeletons in your own closet! But we can’t help and feel that Armageddon is close! P.S. If real men could only have this experience… enough said!

How do you bring in the New Year? How about with a brand new baby! Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey became proud parents of a 7lb baby girl named Vida Alves McConaughey. Alves and McConaughey have a  1 year old son named Levi.

It’s a girl for the hot model mom and singer. Born Oct 9th at 7:46 p.m., baby Lou Sulola Samuel, is the newest addition joining big brothers Henry (4), Johan (2 1/2), and big sister Leni (5). Where did the name Samuel come from? Klum has made a decision to change her last name to Seal’s surname, Samuel. Ahhh, now we get it… we were worried there for a minute Heidi. You said it was a girl but it didn’t look like a girl….name.

Seems that the next famous Kardashian wont have a vaginal! Kourtney Kardashian has announced that she is expecting a baby boy. Good going Scott, you were able to put the stem on the apple! The baby shower is planned for November 14th. Remember when she looked like this:

Last week on Sept 4th, Christina Milian and fiance, The Dream, surprised everyone with a shot gun wedding in Las Vegas. It has just been released that Milian is pregnant. The newlyweds are saying that the pregnancy was a surprise to them but that they still would have moved forward with the wedding. Sorry, that is the politically correct version of what to say, we ain’t stupid.

Chris Robinson, of the Black Crowes and Kate Hudson’s ex husband (also father of her son) is expecting his 2nd child with girlfriend of 2 years, Allison Bridges. Hudson and Robinson divorced in 2006.