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NY Jets Head Coach’s wife involved in Porno Scandal!

admin — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:39:31 +0000

NY Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan’s wife Michelle Ryan in Foot Fetish Porno

NY Jets Head Coach Mr. & Mrs. Rex & Michelle Ryan...F*cking Freaks..LMAO

Well it appears as if the good ole boy, foul mouthed, red-necked, defensive football genius is Ummmmm married to a Ummmmm…what do you call a woman who performs sex for money? Ohhh…yeah WHORE!! Because let’s face it people this is Michelle Ryan in all of those foot fetish porn videos. See..

Michelle Ryan in her porno movie "Mature Feet"

Now, don’t get me wrong. I am far from a NY Jets fan but is this really porn? I mean, the only thing she is showing is her feet? On the other hand? I have a total foot fetish and I could be bias because trust me, your girl would be sucking on those toes if nobody was looking..o’k, I am lying..especially if you were watching. Although, c’mon this isn’t porn. This is just some older chick playing foot fantasies with a man’s voice that just happens to sound a lot like her husband’s. Well here is the video for you to judge yourself. Let me know!

Thanks to Deadspin.com for breaking this story..

Suck Ass Chicago Wins the Stanley Cup..Flyers Loose in a controversy

admin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:33:33 +0000

Suck Ass Chicago Wins…Congratulations Dorks!

Suck Ass Chicago squeeaked by the Flyers in Overtime tonight to win the Stanely Cup

Yes, I am a Flyers Fan…Yes, I was born and raised in Philadelphia..Yes, I am a sore looser.

F*CK YOU ALL !!..LMAO…

NHL Finals ends in a controversial last goal..

Venus Williams Changes Tennis Outfits Forever…

admin — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:29:55 +0000

Tennis is looking very different and all we have to say is that we could start liking the sport!! God Damn!!

It Is an Interesting Year For Indiana Sports

admin — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:50:58 +0000

By Josh Dhani

It’s been a really weird year for Indiana sports. Well, that’s just my opinion. It’s just the way I see it.

First, let’s start off with the Indiana Fever. They played great that season and made it to the WNBA Finals. But they couldn’t top it off with a win, losing there.

There was a similar situation just like that for a different Indiana sports team. The Indianapolis Colts. Almost finishing towards 16-0, but at 14-2, they made it to the Super Bowl after passing by the New York Jets in the AFC Championship. They later went on to play the Saints, failing in the second half and ending with a 31-17 loss.

And then there are the Butler Bulldogs. Known as a huge underdog of the 2010 NCAA Tournament, they went on a Cinderella run to the championship and facing the Duke Blue Devils. They played great, giving a hard test to them. But they lost 61-59. They had the best chance to win it all than any other Indiana sports team this year, in my opinion. But it ended off a halfcourt shot, barely missing it.

Oh, and don’t get me started with those Pacers. My God!

Pretty much 3 out of 4 Indiana teams I have mentioned here have made it to the big show. But they lost it. I wouldn’t say it was a bad year. I mean, at least they made it to the big game. I would rather have that than any of those teams not making the playoffs and sucking (cough, like my Pacers this year, cough).

But hey, this year is interesting for Indiana Sports. Not bad but I could see it could be great. Interesting is where it fits.

I wonder what it would look like for these teams next year.

EWWWWWW….OMG!!! NFL BALLER ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH 15 YEAR OLD BIOLOGICAL SISTER !!!

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 06:20:10 +0000

More shocking???? He is NOT WHITE !!!

NFL Top Draft Pick Tony Washington sexed up his sister!!

Top NFL draft prospect Tony Washington had been arrested for having sex with his 15 year old biological sister. He was sixteen at the time and claims it was consensual. ( Oh…o’k, that makes everything alright then…right? ) The sister refuses to comment and chooses to remain inConNegroe.

This story was broken by MediaTakeout.com, and they have this interview response from Tony ( bangtheblackbackout ofmysister) Washington:

I made a mistake at the age of 16, and for that, I am deeply sorry . . . I will not try and excuse or justify anything. I have worked extremely hard to do everything right so that I might have an opportunity to give back. I only hope that someone in the NFL will give me the same opportunity that Abilene Christian and Trinity Valley gave me.

In case you think we’re lying about this story? Here is a copy of his sex offenders report.

Tony Washington's arrest record for banging his little sister.

WOW !! He must be an incredible football player. He commits incest with his little sister, gets arrested for it and is still allowed to play collegiate football and will be drafted by the NFL. DAMN !! Seriously? How good of a player is this dude? I am not saying that he’s the only one in the NFL who knows their sister in the biblical sense. I am saying that …Ewwwww…he got caught man? Banging his little SISTER !! This dude must run a 3.8 forty or something! I mean..damn what do you have to besides being named Doug Williams, and being a great black quarterback for the Washington Redskins and win the super bowl MVP to be blacklisted by the NFL and sponsors? What do you have to do ????

Thanks again, MediaTakeout.com !!

Winning Time: Pacers-Knicks and the Legacy of Reggie Miller

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:56:46 +0000

BY JOSH DHANI

Wow. What a movie. A great documentary by Dan Klores. This movie was really special towards Pacers fans, and come on some of you Knick fans: you know you probably kind of liked that movie, too.

I am glad such a documentary was recorded like this. The Pacers haven’t seen that much national attention since their playing days with guys like Jermaine O’Neal, Ron Artest, and of course: Reggie Miller. This movie should how important Reggie Miller was to the whole state of Indiana and how this state were brought together in happiness in this fine game of basketball.

The Pacers-Knicks rivalry changed the whole aspect of the NBA during Michael Jordan’s first retirement. When he quit the NBA for baseball, the NBA ratings looked to go down. Larry Bird was getting old and was having problems and Magic Johnson retired with his HIV. The Pacers-Knicks rivalry was pretty much a football game on a basketball court, but minus the equipment.

Fans loved it. Though it was just a Divisional Playoff round, it sure felt like the Conference Finals. Actually, scratch that: The actual Finals. The big show. The half-and-hour movie was worth it, especially for every basketball fan on the planet. This is easily one of the best documentaries I have seen.

This is where Reggie’s legacy became untouchable. The Knicks rivalry. During Reggie’s early years, he was always regarded as “Cheryl’s sister.” Because he was. Cheryl was simply better. She was good enough to play with the boys. People were afraid to play here. She kicked everyone’s butt when she was in her childhood on the block. Reggie always got beat. And then one day during their high school years, Reggie was coming back from a game where he scored 60 points. Fantastic. But his Dad was like, “Uh-huh.” Why? Well, the thing is, Cheryl scored 105 points. Uh-huh.

Mr. Boom Baby was simply the middle finger of New York. Everyone hated him. During the 194 NBA Playoffs, the Pacers and Knicks were rolling and fighting against each other. The Knicks one the first two games of the series, each by eleven points. The Pacers then fought back, tying the series to 2. And then the next game was in the Garden. Spike Lee was in attendance as usual. But in this game, he was the voice of the whole crowd, and later…simply the hater.

Lee was taunting Reggie. And Reggie’s wife maybe played a role in one of Lee’s movies. How? A bet was made. If the Pacers win, Reggie’s wife plays a role in one of Spike Lee’s future movies. I don’t know if ever happened. But, however, if the Knicks win: Miller will have to meet Mike Tyson in prison. Yikes.

So here were the Knicks killing Indiana entering the fourth. They were getting killed throughout the game. But Miller’s self-esteem rose and he was ready to kill the Knicks. Spike Lee was somehow the inspiration. And there it was: the choke sign. Miller was killing the Knicks. The Knicks just couldn’t stop him. Miller kept staring at Lee after every shot he drilled. Shot after shot after shot after shot. And Miller brought out his hands, put it on his neck and made a choke signal at Lee. And just a few seconds after that, one hand stayed on the neck. The other? It was on No. 31’s crotch. Right to Spike Lee…and his wife. Damn son.

This 6′7″ guard brought hell to New York. And after that game, the Knicks fans were so pissed and confused in my mind that they just had to blame Spike Lee on all this. Now that’s just not right. He didn’t do anything. He’s just some fan. And I bet you Reggie probably laughed at that. Hysterical. But unfortunately, the Knicks won the series.

Entering 1995, the Pacers signed what I would call a detective for the team: Mark Jackson. He played for the Knicks a year earlier and knew their schemes. Now he was going to kill that team with Reggie. It 31 and 13, Reggie and Mark. It was all going to be good. There was Rik Smits. They were all hungry. After sweeping the Hawks in the first round, it was like “We meet again,” as the Pacers will face New York.

It started out well. Both teams fought hard. The first fourth quarter of the series and the last play of the series were the most important parts. There were 8.9 seconds left. The Pacers were down 105-99. The Knicks knew they were gonna win. Donnie Walsh went into a room to smoke. “Goddamn,” he must be thinking. “Here we go again!” Yes, here we go. But something magical happened in those seconds of the first game.

Let’s just get a three. Reggie Miller received the ball inbounds and shot a quick three. Swish. 105-102. Then the Knicks worst inbounds passer was in. Oh boy. This was going to be interesting. He threw the ball in and Reggie somehow got it. He sprinted back to the three point line, and shot it. Swish…to the second power. 105-all. Oh boy, oh boy. In the words of Ahmad Rashad, taking that three took some…balls. A lot of balls.

The Knicks didn’t screw up this time passing the ball. John Starks received the ball and got fouled. Two free throws. He didn’t know what was happening. He couldn’t believe it. Was he dreaming? He missed both as if there was no point shooting them and as if the Knicks were up 105-95 instead of being tied at 105. It was like that. Miller rebounded, and was fouled. Things were just getting better and better. Miller made both and ended the game, 107-105. After that game, Miller was the savior of Indiana. His legacy was now made. A legend. Now I guess Pacers fans shouldn’t be mad after drafting Reggie instead of Steve Alford, eh?

The Pacers eventually won the series, 4-3. In the Garden for Game Seven, this looked like an easy win for New York. Both teams played hard. They played harder than any team that year. And at the closing seconds of the game, the Knicks were bouncing back big after a huge deficit made by Boom Baby. With a few seconds remaining, the Knicks were down 107-105. Five seconds left, Knicks ball. It was obviously going to Patrick Ewing. Ewing took the ball, drove down the lane and looked for the easy layup. It looked like it was easily going in. The ball hit the back of the rim, and it went in…then out.

The Pacers won. They finally won. They succeeded the impossible. It was incredible. Miraculous. Glorious. Fantastic! And that is when Miller’s true legacy was born. And that’s what this documentary was all about. Reggie Miller made the difference. He brought the joy to Indiana basketball. Reggie Miller wished it was the Conference Finals, though. Good joke.

But the Pacers eventually made it to the Finals, but lost to the Lakers. Miller’s legacy will live on and is easily a Hall-of-Famer. Always learn this folks.

Wherever, whenever…it’s Always Miller Time in Indiana.

Movie Rating: 5 out 5 stars.

Is Matt Moore the Future of the Panthers?

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:20:52 +0000

By Josh Dhani

After a horrible season for Jake Delhomme, the Panthers released him as the season ended. The Panthers now have resigned quarterback Matt Moore to a one-year deal which is over $3M. Could Moore be the starter coming for next season?

It may be if the Panthers decide to not draft Tim Tebow. But Moore could be a good quarterback. After not playing since 2007 with 730 yards, three touchdowns and five interceptions, and a 67 rating.

It all changed that season last year, with 1,053 yards, eight touchdowns and two interceptions, and a 98.5 rating. He filled in greatly for Delhomme and his struggles. After seeing those stats you can see from 2009, Moore could be the future for Carolina.

It can work. We’ll just wait and see once training camp hits.

L.T. Let Go By Chargers

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:02:49 +0000

Just today, this afternoon, Chargers’ aging running back LaDainian Tomlinson was released by the team. Tomlinson has recently declined over the years since his record-breaking season in 2006 where he won the MVP for his season-performance of 1,815 rushing yards and 31 touchdowns. L.T. figured this trade was coming for the past month.

“It was a longtime coming, but I knew it was coming,” Tomlinson told SI.com. “Now that it’s official I can kind of look to the next step in my career and playing football for someone else.”

One team that has definitely been rumored are the Kansas City Chiefs, who are in a need of a running back since Larry Johnson left. Chiefs could use a tandem of Jamaal Charles and him. Other teams are like the Texans, Lions, Jaguars, 49ers, and Vikings. We’ll see as the offseason moves on. L.T. has given it all he has got in his past nine years as a Charger.

“This is a part of the business that I hate, and it’s particularly hard when you’re dealing with someone I consider a friend,” Chargers president Dean Spanos said in a statement. “Change involving great players is never easy. I respect L.T. as much or more than any player I’ve ever known. And no one appreciates his contributions to this organization more than I do. That is why this is such a difficult announcement for me to make.”

All the Chargers players, faculty, and staff will miss him. He is truly the best Charger in the past decade and possibly the best running back this decade as well. He had his worst season during 2009 where he only ran for 700 rushing yards, a career-low and the first time he has never hit the 1,000-yard mark. But there is one thing he has never failed at: getting ten touchdowns a year. Another thing is that he brought his heart, motivation, determination, and all his energy in each game.

“He was one of the greatest players and people that I’ve ever had a chance to be around and he will be missed,” Shawne Merriman said.

Now L.T. is going to think about his future. Retirement is the last thing he wants to do most probably right now. Bunch of teams will be considering him.

“The main thing for me now is to try to win a championship,” Tomlinson said to SI. com, when asked about the future. “That’s my No. 1 goal. That’s why I still work hard and train like I do, because I still believe there’s a chance of winning that championship. So the next team I go to has to have a chance of winning a title. I can think of a few teams off the top of my head, but that’s what my agent is for. I’m sure he’s going to do some research, talk to some teams and present some options to me.”

L.T. will certainly be missed by the Chargers. He still probably has a good two-to-three years, maybe more, left in him. I think next season is where he will be back. He will create havoc next season. It’ll be like Marcus Allen with the Chiefs in the later years.

Tomlinson still has it. Don’t ever doubt him.

By Josh Dhani

NFL Football’s Hardest Hits of 2009-2010

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:26:06 +0000

These are the NFL Football’s teeth smashing hardest hits of 2009-2010

Baltimore Raven's all-pro linebacker Ray Lewis shattering a man''s jaw

This is a video of the NFL’s hardest hits of 2009-2010. These hits are incredibly brutal and vicious but just like the NFL ? Some of the most entertaining moments in sports history. You have Ray Lewis smashing teeth, Troy Palamalou dislocating a wide receiver’s shoulder, and Chris Johnson running at full speed and having his chest practically caved in. This video is INCREDIBLE !!!

If All Else Fails

admin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:31:54 +0000

By Josh Dhani

The Cavaliers now have gotten everything LeBron wants…pretty much. LeBron wanted Amare Stoudemire in the trade deadline. The Cavs were close to getting him, but they got someone who is better and would not want to call for the ball and just play basketball. He’ll be assigned of what he’s asked. That’s Antwan Jamison.

Now let’s go back further. LeBron needed a sidekick. Neither Delonte West or Mo Williams were working out well to his suiting. Ben Wallace was playing like his age. It was just horrible. Wally Sczerbiak was struggling. In the offseason, the Cavs made many changes and acquired Shaquille O’Neal. They also brought in former Harlem Globetrotter, JaMario Moon.

Now LeBron has everything he wants. He has a good lineup and along with that, he has guys stepping up this year. J.J. Hickson has been a powerful contributor at forward and has been in many dunk highlights. Daniel Gibson is looking good, too, along with his streaky shooting from behind the three-point line.

With all this, the Cavs are destined for the NBA Finals. They are destined to be champions. For so many years, the city of Cleveland has suffered pain, annoyance, and frustration. Browns can’t win, Indians can but they suck in the playoffs. And they’re the Cavs. They’ve been playing some good ball since LeBron came and have been to the Finals, but got their butts kicked by San Antonio there. Cleveland has a curse. LeBron is the sports hero of this place. In fact, the messiah. Everyone counts on him for him to win. This may be the year.

But hey, we all don’t know that. In my opinion, I think the Cavs will make it to the Finals. They have to. This is their year. LeBron deserves his first ring. He’s been playing too hard to have this deserved to him. Heck, now you got people hating on him, making all this stupid stuff up about him being Satanic and all that. None of it’s true. People want him to win the Finals.

LeBron has everything. He has a big guy that can easily rebound and everyone afraid to try to fight against him (enter Shaq). They have a guy who’s not selfish, can shoot from three, and can take advantage of his big size (enter Antwan Jamison), and LeBron is the biggest piece to the puzzle.

But, what if nothing is destined for Cleveland. What if they turn out to be a first-round exit? What if they fail in the semifinals? Conference finals? Heck, if they make it to the Finals, what if they lose there? LeBron can’t go through another loss in the NBA Finals. 0-2 with Cleveland there? No, no, it can’t be. But hey, it can happen easily.The Cavs were the number one team last year and they lost to the Magic in the Conference Finals. Look what has happened to other teams like the Mavericks who were a number one team. How about those Pacers in like 2003?

It is possible. All of you have heard those rumors about LeBron going to teams like the Knicks, Nets, Clippers, Heat, etc. in 2010 Free Agency. If all else fails this year, these rumors will be heating up and could eventually turn out to be true. Why? LeBron has been here since 2003. He has brought everything. With all the weapons this season, he has to win the Finals. And if not, it’s over with him in Cleveland in my opinion. The Cavs could give LeBron all the cash, but then some weapons on the Cleveland squad may go away. That can be the problem.

Yes, yes, the Knicks have gone through some problems. But what makes us know that he will even go to the Knicks. He can. The Knicks can pay LeBron all sorts of money and LeBron may accept. Al Harrington might stay, and so can Tracy McGrady. David Lee can stay also, I can see. The Knicks did better than expected this year. They can go beyond that next season if they acquired a player such as LeBron.

I can see the Nets. LeBron has been linked with Jay-Z and with the star rapper owning a part of the Nets franchise, I won’t be surprised seeing a jersey being stitched out “James” on the back with a front side that says “New Jersey.” Represent. With Chris Douglas-Roberts, Brook Lopez, and Devin Harris, it’ll all be good. And they can get LeBron in a trade, too. They can use their first-round draft-pick and maybe a player or two for LeBron. I wouldn’t be surprised if this came out true.

The Clippers can also be an idea. Eric Gordon is a good weapon along with Chris Kaman and others. Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw were recently added to the team. LeBron can be the centerpiece. The Heat was another thing I’ve seen, too. But the Heat was will be more of less chance of landing. Two megastars sharing the ball on the same court? They have to be able to share the ball a lot, share minutes. It’ll all be hectic.

The Knicks, Clippers, and Nets are all good options. But hey, that’s if the Cavs won’t make it to the championship. Who knows what will happen?

But if all else fails, don’t be too surprised of a Knicks, Nets, Clippers, or any other team uniform having a LeBron James jersey ready for him coming the 2010 season.