Sexxxalishus Photographs

This is a collection of the sexiest and most artistic photographs of the week by the writers of Soft Screams Magazine. 

This is how you swallow up a G-String!

Ummmmmm…we can’t go to hell just for publishing this can we?

WHOAH! This is some really strange shit!!

Ok, if nobody else is going to say it? I just will… LMAO…you people went too damn far this time!! Too damn far!! CTFU!!

Now THAT is some good shit she is smoking right here!!

Pop Culture 2.0

Beyoncé can sing and dance her tits out! Literally…

Thanks to Google, technology just leaped again this year. With the impending release of Google Glass, the future seems really hot and insane.

We love Disney new “IT” girl Victoria Justice. For some reason this bodysuit caused a lot of stir at Disney. We’re not sure why.. maybe the camel toe?? We don’t know..

Scandal from the past: Do you remember these photos stripping Vanessa Williams of her Miss America crown?

Vanessa Williams

Vanessa Williams in Lesbian Sex

Fox TV’s hottest new TV show “Single Girl” starring Zoey Deschanel is sexy hot and funny. Looking at this photograph it should be no big shock as to why it’s such a ratings grabber.

Gossip: Tracey Edmonds former wife of Babyface and Eddie Murphy is now getting her back blown out by Dion Sanders. Problem is….he is still technically married.

Old School Hollywood had its seedier side too. This of course isn’t it. Marilyn Monroe is synonymous with the term icon.

The future of Hip-Hop? We think so…

This week President Bush opened up his presidential library. Complete with several stations designed to re-write history.

In this day of reality TV exploitation. Very few women have catapulted to this much stardom like the large breasted J-Woww.

Angelina Jolie is still the hottest woman in Hollywood but she is pushing 40. This nude photo of Angelina Jolie is a perfect reminder on why we are all so deeply in love with her.

Pop Culture 2.0

In 2013, although the CEO of Yahoo Marissa Meyer hates the concept? More and more women will be working at home, thanks to the technological advances of personal computers.

Well, there were talks about a new Smurf movie being made but Lucille Bliss the voice of Smurfette has passed away. Although we would have loved to see the new Smurfs 2.0

Grand Central Station in 1929. The lights no longer shine through the windows like this because of the height of the new buildings surrounding the station. This is a form of pollution called Skyline pollution. Where the distance or harmony with nature becomes polluted by the sheer size of the buildings constructed. This image is considered one of the most perfect examples of it.

Marijuana is becoming more and more mainstream with states expeditiously pushing through laws to legalize marijuana while the Prison Industrial Complex fearing a 50% drop in its population in the future are begging congress to keep it from becoming legal.

While Princess Leah was probably considered the sexiest star wars character of all time? We had to beg the differ with Natalie Portman here supporting our opinion.

Glee is campy…glee is dorkish…however, Glee is SEXXXALISHUS!! Bi-sexual sexpot Naya Rivera shows us just why. Although she plays a bi-sexual on the hit TV show, Naya Rivera is the girlfriend of gangster rapper “Two-Chains”. We are so sure that her parents are so proud of her right now…

Rumor has it that the new sexxxalishus star of Tom Cruise’s new movie “Oblivion” is poised to become Hollywood’s new “It” girl.

Clark Gable Shirley Temple Mickey Rooney….and Judy Garland While most of the media would like for you to believe that Sinatra and Sammy etc. were the original back pack? We happen to know that these A-list actors and actresses were the real original brat pack.

Jay Z:Blazing up cigars in Cuba, the reigning king of Hip-Hop Jay Z is rumored to be thinking about opening a new hotel in Havana.

Musical genius Jimmy Hendrix in a rare and beautiful happy moment in his life. No musician in history probably effected so many musicians after him than Jimmy Hendrix.

Soft Screams Magazine

Erotic Photography

Belladonna Del Rio presents a clip from her forthcoming television show SOFT SCREAMS TV. This is video of one of their Erotic Photography collections with a Body Painting theme. This video features photographs from the world’s greatest Body Painting Artists and Photographers to the sensual music of Silver Pixel covering Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean.

Wyldchyld Art En Erotica

Title: Voyeur en Sensuality
Erotic Fine Art Photography

This page is NSFW!! Nobody under 18 should view this page!! 

The erotic, soft and sensual images from the best photographers all over the world have been updated in the new feature page “Wyldchyld Art En Erotica”. Go inside and take a look….you will be turned on, mesmerized, filled with revulsion, hotter than $2 whore, disgusted, and left in awe.

The only emotion you won’t experience is boredom!  Remember this is brand new and it is NOT intended for anybody under 18 but it’s far from porn!

There are no porn images on this page, just beautiful concepts and imagery of the female and male flesh. It is really very beautiful and erotic. Enjoy!!

Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity Feet

After 1000′s of requests and nagging from all of our perverted fans, we finally decided to give in and create the top 10 sexiest celebrity feet. While fetish isn’t really our thang? It’s been a slow gossip day so we are giving in. These were voted by the millions of fans of a weird site called “Wiki Feet“.

10. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and her sexy feet and toes.

Kim Kardashian sexy ass and feet

# 9 Victoria Justice

9 Victoria Justice sexy feet and toes

Victoria Justice doing interracial foot worship? GURHL…u nasty!! and we love it!

#8. Emma Stone

Emma Stone and her sexy feet and toes

Emma Stone with her sexy feet, toes…and ASS!!

#7. Rihanna

Rihanna with her sexy feet, toes, thong and ASS!!

Rihanna sexy feet and toes in stilelettos

#6

Jennifer Aniston showing off her Sexy Feet, Sexy toes and sexy ass!

A close-up shot of the sexiest MILF in the world toes.

#5 Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis sexy feet and toes,

A close-up view of Mila Kunis feet and toes. YUMMY!!

#4 Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus and her sexy feet, legs and toes..

Miley Cyrus and her sexy feet, toes, legs and breasts.

#3 Katy Perry

Katy Perry and her sexy feet, toes, and ASS!

A close-up shot of Katy Perry toes, feet, and tattoos!

#2 Emma Watson

Emma Watson and her bare sexy feet at a movie premier.

Emma Watson her sexy feet and toes showing off her bikini body.

Look at the sexy Ass, legs, feet and toes on Emma Watson

#1 Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez voted as having the sexiest celebrity feet in the world!

Selena Gomez was voted to have the sexiest feet in the world.

Selena Gomez with some sand on her sexy feet and toes, in a tiny bikini.

Selena gomez and her naked feet.

Selena Gomez her naked feet and bikini clad body.

Marco Rubio and his 5,000 lies

Just a little political humor. We couldn’t resist the obvious hypocrisy.

Pope Benedict Resigning…Doesn’t Shock Us! 

Fondle Children and Prosper

Pope Benedict blackmailed his way into becoming the Pontiff and now the truth is being revealed in the new HBO documentary, revealing how the Pope protected sexually abusive priests for over 30 years.

CTFU! You’re not fooling us Pontiff. We know the real reasons why you are resigning. You have no choice!! As I am writing this, two huge federal lawsuits are impending on his highness. It seems as if the beloved Nazi turned Pope spent over 30 years shuffling around priests who were sexually molesting kids for Pope John Paul II.

A HBO documentary called Mea Maxima Culpa, is revealing that the Pope when he was a mere mortal called Cardinal Ratzinger was well aware of the horrendous sexual abuse being inflicted upon children, however, nothing was ever done. In fact, Cardinal Ratzinger, was doing an excellent job at covering it up. Everybody owed Cardinal Ratzinger huge political favors. Favors so large and deep, that it came to no shock to the Vatican power players that he had too much political capital “Not to be named the next Pope”. To those people on the outside of the church, many wondered how did a Nazi get named to be a Pope? To those on the inside, Cardinal Ratzinger was the J. Edgar Hoover of the Vatican. As long as he was Pope Benedict, nobody could sue him. Now that he is stepping down, it opens the flood gates for tons of lawsuits against him directly.

Face it, Pope Benedict is a flat out evil dude. Pop Benedict started out as a Nazi, then Pope Benedict started pimping out little boys for the priests to sexually exploit for over 30 years, and now that he is on his death bed, he desires to tuck his robes under his Swatzika of the Looms tighty whities and hide in the shadows of the Vatican until he croaks.

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We think it’s a Photo Finish…

Adele looked HORRIBLE at the Grammys. Her very fashionable red Valentino Floral Print Dress was beautiful. Adele is beautiful. This should have worked right? WRONG!!

The Grammy’s are just as much about music as it is fashion. It’s not right but it is what it is. Just because a dress is beautiful, it doesn’t mean that fashion wise, that dress will look  beautiful on you.  Fashion is very similar to perfume in that regard. Some perfumes smell delicious from out of the bottle and then smell like tortoise shit when it’s on you.

Adele, you wore tortoise shit to the Grammy’s. In fact, that dress was so hideous on you? We question if you have any real friends anymore. What kind of real friend would allow you to walk out of the house dressed like this?

Adele, it was a fashion disaster. The color was all wrong for your skin tone ( or lack thereof…good heavens woman, it’s called a Tanning Bed, don’t worry boo boo…you’ll fit. Barely, but you will fit) the print was way too busy, and ummmm…well…you’re fat. Nothing wrong with being fat. There is something wrong with being fat and wearing that dress.

African Aphrodite – This is an exciting new page on WatchUrMouth.com featuring a collection of Seven’s favorite Fine Art photographs as well as sexy celebrity glamour photography.

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African Aphrodite – This is an exciting new page on WatchUrMouth.com featuring a collection of Seven’s favorite Fine Art photographs as well as sexy celebrity glamour photography.