Kanye West’s New Music Video Uncensored …I got it right here!!

Music Video is below…

Now this is how two girls SHOULD be eating out the other girl!!

Kanye West’s New Song Monster is a Monster hit! How could it go wrong with features like Jay Z and my lesbian love fantasy Niki Minaj. Oh yeah, that great big fat, black, Popeye’s Fried Chicken (with the Red Beans & Rice) eating, tap dancing, shoe shining, Oh Lawdy..Oh Lawdy…I thinks me wants a 40 swilling, ex-prison guard, but now he plays a gangster on MTV, Rick Ross is on this track too.

When my girl Lashonda told me that his Rick Ross’s crusty ass was on this track? I didn’t even bother to listen to it. Why? Because as incredibly talented as Kanye West is as a producer? I figured even he couldn’t make a hot track with that greasy fat bastard on it. Well,  kanye West proved why he’s a Gazillionaire banging the beast out of the bung hole of  me and Damali’s future 2nd wife ( I will be his first of course) Amber Rose and I am working for Dap Stallion Productions for peanuts and an occasional smack on the ass by Damali. He simply gave the rotund retard 15 seconds to spit. You can train a can of peanut butter to spit for 15 seconds without F*cking up a track.

Hey? Kanye is racist! Why isn't he in the bed between these two white chicks!

Here is Jay Z being his usual ” I’m a billionaire but I’m really still a thug underneath” routine. (Yawn)…don’t getcha girl wrong? I love me some Jigga! Jigga..Jigga..that’s my “N word”.  Damn, I hate being white sometimes!!

Two things I love the most..Jay Z and a naked white chick with her legs in the air.

Damn??? I just peeped at all of the tracks on Kany West’s new album and Ummmm..why I love me some Kanye? Whose F*cking album is it..his or Jay Z? For real, dude is like on almost half of his album! Why doesn’t he just call it what it is and market it like the “black Lennon and McCartney” album?

KANYE WEST TRYING TO GET SOME HEAD!

I know the video-caps suck but the video was shot so damn dark!

Well last but not least, I get to talk about my secret lesbian wet dream. Seriously, I love this chick! Just last night when I watched this video for the first time, all I could do was keep rewinding the part where she straddles herself and the part where she sticks out her sexy sexy tongue, and of course where she crawls across the ground with her beautiful round black ass just begging for me to stick my tongue in it.

Ooops…Sorry about that , I got a little carried away with the Nicku Minaj fantasies. It’s just…..damn look at this girls sexy wet tongue..calling my name “Erotique..Erotique…we want to taste you all over Erotique..all freaking over!” Oooops…Sorry, I did it again. Yeah, I need me some and that damn Damali is fronting on me still like he don’t want any of this.

NIki Minaj and her delicious TONGUE!

Here is Nicky Minaj in that scene where she was having sex with herself.

Niki Minaj Bare Ass

Do you really mean to tell me that you cannot see Damali and me marrying these two sexxxalicious women?? The four of us being one big happy freakalicious fornicating family forever? Well…F*CK YOU THEN!!!

Amber Rose and Nicki Minaj..all I need is Damali and we will be complete

Why is that bitch Cassie touching my women? I know Damali added this picture trying to be funny..but your not!

Finally…Here is Kanye West’s New Music Video…

MONSTER!!

Thanks to my sexy baby at Necolebitchie.com

Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian when she got cold slut ass busted!

Reggie Bush topless...does it get any more yummy than this?

Reported by Mediatakout.com

You’ve been hearing that Kim and Reggie broke up because she was pressuring him to get married. Well that WASN’T IT!!! MediaTakeOut.com learned the REAL reason Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian – because she SLEPT with Kanye West!!!

Here’s what happened. According to an EXTREMELY RELIABLE insider, Reggie and Kim were on the road to getting married. Reggie even went so far as buying her a ring, and was waiting for the right time and place to pop the question.

Well one day, Reggie was using Kim’s laptop when all of a sudden some IMs came over . . . from Kanye WEST!!!. And Reggie played it cool and answered them like he was Kim. And come to find out that Kanye and Kim were GETTING IT POPPIN for many months – ALL BEHIND REGGIE’S BACK!!

The insider told MediaTakeOut.com that Reggie confronted Kim about the text messages, and she ADMITTED to having the affair. Once Reggie heard that . . . he LEFT HER AZZ!!!

We can’t blame dude a bit for LEAVING HER!!!

Kim Kardashian Nude. OMG...this whore looks incredible!

We were going to use this picture of Kim Kardashian nude for an entire story. But, now that we confirmed what a total slut she is? Why waste such a beautiful picture of such a beautiful woman on something beautiful? Let’s get it out here in the open, nice and sleazy like it’s supposed to be! Seriously…we want to hump the computer screen right now if we could.

Kanye West was banging Kim Kardashian behind Reggie Bush's back!

No disrespect to Kanye West’s obvious pimp game. However, you cannot tell us that the most painful thing that Reggie Bush had to deal with in his break-up with Kim Kardashian is not that Kim Kardashian cheated on him. It’s that Reggie Bush wasn’t man enough to keep his hoe in check from a metrosexuall  brotha who is only about one good exstacy tablet and Ricky Martin greatest hits CD away from blowing every able bodied man in the Naval 5th fleet.   

Kanye West the night he met Kim Kardashian

This story is hot, fresh and new. The best part is that we dug into the same source as they did and what we found out was something a little juicier. We suspected for a while that Kanye West was slamming the hams off of Kim Kardashian. What we didn’t know was why Amber Rose was just taking that crap from him? Ahem, some of you are probably well ahead of what we are about to say but here it is anyway. The reason why Amber Rose didn’t make a stink about Kanye West sleeping with Kim Kardashian  is…because she was sleeping with her too! Kanye West has been having Menage’ Trois’s with Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose! We used to think that Jay Z was the man for blowing the back out of Beyonce’ every night. But…this? Kanye West has been enjoying three-ways with Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose for months! Kanye West is officially the Motherf*cking MAN!!!

Amber Rose in a thong bikini. She has been having 3ways with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian!

In fact? Jay Z is a total Beeyotch compared to Kanye West now.

Kanye West has three-ways with Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose!

Kanye West is officially the Motherf*cking MAN!!!

Erika Badu whips her baby daddy’s ass in a freestyle battle at SXSW. Kanye West was part of the battle to but let’s be real? Kanye West isn’t a real hip-hop lyricist. While he is the best hip-hop producer and one of the best “rappers” hands down. The real war was between the X -lovers. Plus, if you look closely? You cannot deny the hardcore chemistry between the two. There is a point where Common checks out her delicious Bootay. 

If you want to see the battle? Just click on the picture.

The Bootaylicious Erykah Badu

This woman is dynamic! Call us crazy, but wouldn’t an album by Erykah Badu &  Lauryn Hill be insane? ( sorry, L Boogie no pun intended)

Erika Badu whips her baby daddy’s ass in a freestyle battle at SXSW. Kanye West was part of the battle to but let’s be real? Kanye West isn’t a real hip-hop lyricist. While he is the best hip-hop producer and one of the best “rappers” hands down. The real war was between the X -lovers. Plus, if you look closely? You cannot deny the hardcore chemistry between the two. There is a point where Common checks out her delicious Bootay. 

If you want to see the battle? Just click on the picture.

The Bootaylicious Erykah Badu

This woman is dynamic! Call us crazy, but wouldn’t an album by Erykah Badu &  Lauryn Hill be insane? ( sorry, L Boogie no pun intended)